Corned Beef and Cabbage
Ingredients:
- 1 Corned Beef
- 2 Cabbages
Instructions:
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- Combine all ingredients on a serving platter.
- Serve.
Irish Brown Bread
Ingredients:
- 1 Car
- 1 Nearby bakery
- $5
Instructions:
- Get in your car
- Drive to the bakery
- Buy the brown bread
- Bring it home
- Put it in the oven right before guests arrive
- Tell everyone you made it
Irish Coffee
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of freshly brewed coffee
- 1 tablespoon brown sugar
- 1 shot of Irish whiskey
- Heavy cream, slightly whipped
- More whiskey
Instructions:
- Blend coffee, brown sugar and whiskey.
- Top with cream
- Set aside
- Drink the whiskey straight
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