I don’t have an internship so I know everything about the Alex vs. Alix drama by Tara Chapman, Banter Editor May 15, 2026
Local college student relieved to find out Alumni Association puts you down after graduation by Elsie Hermanson May 6, 2026
UW frat boy prepares for deployment– “Does this get me house points?” by Elsie Hermanson, Banter Editor April 30, 2026
SLOMW star Taylor Frankie Paul worried her fourth second chance may be her last by Tara Chapman April 19, 2026
White House announces official declaration of ‘pro-life’ as ‘pro-the-lives-of-people-who-retweet-the-president’ by Elsie Hermanson April 18, 2026
Local college senior sloppily tries to remake the plot of The Holdovers so that he can get a letter of recommendation by Tara Chapman, Banter Associate Editor April 15, 2026
Four weeks after undergrad spring break officially classified as mathematically equivalent to three light years by Elsie Hermanson, Banter Editor April 8, 2026
Study finds Trump’s presidency has increased chalk production in Madison area by 700% by Elsie Hermanson April 5, 2026
