Corned Beef and Cabbage

Ingredients:

  • 1 Corned Beef
  • 2 Cabbages

Instructions:

  1. Combine all ingredients on a serving platter.
  2. Serve.

Irish Brown Bread

Ingredients:

  • 1 Car
  • 1 Nearby bakery
  • $5

Instructions:

  1. Get in your car
  2. Drive to the bakery
  3. Buy the brown bread
  4. Bring it home
  5. Put it in the oven right before guests arrive
  6. Tell everyone you made it

Irish Coffee

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup of freshly brewed coffee
  • 1 tablespoon brown sugar
  • 1 shot of Irish whiskey
  • Heavy cream, slightly whipped
  • More whiskey

Instructions:

  1. Blend coffee, brown sugar and whiskey.
  2. Top with cream
  3. Set aside
  4. Drink the whiskey straight