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Corned Beef and Cabbage
Ingredients:
1 Corned Beef
2 Cabbages
Instructions:
Combine all ingredients on a serving platter.
Serve.
Irish Brown Bread
Ingredients:
1 Car
1 Nearby bakery
$5
Instructions:
Get in your car
Drive to the bakery
Buy the brown bread
Bring it home
Put it in the oven right before guests arrive
Tell everyone you made it
Irish Coffee
Ingredients:
1 cup of freshly brewed coffee
1 tablespoon brown sugar
1 shot of Irish whiskey
Heavy cream, slightly whipped
More whiskey
Instructions:
Blend coffee, brown sugar and whiskey.
Top with cream
Set aside
Drink the whiskey straight