New pandemic on State Street: Freshmen fakes
Upperclassmen’s navigation to bars now that all freshmen have fakes
MUST READ: Banter headlines that writers were simply too uncreative to write
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Forgo the asthmatic: Petition to vaccinate Mifflin Street before Block Party wreaks havoc on campus
Mifflin Block Party is right around the corner, and so is a fourth COVID-19 wave
Daily Cardinal voted campus staple alongside Red Shed, bathrooms in Van Hise
The people have spoken! Campus finally celebrates the Dirty Bird for their top notch work
Complete, unpretentious review of Madison’s breakky sammies
Take it from me, a person who exclusively ate breakfast sandwiches during summer quarantine
One page at a time: looking at libraries as essential services
How the community hub continues to provide people with unique resources
Breaking: Having empty coffee cup in front of you now stops the spread of COVID-19
This new science is helpful for people who deeply care about their peers but are often minorly inconvenienced
Respect yourself, stop flirting with 23-year-old Epic employees on Tinder
Opening lines that'll nip your relationship angst in the bud (butt? [who even knows])
Spring semester scopes
If you're looking for an unfunny, completely baseless read on yourself, look no further
