Coordinates: [43.0798, -89.3875]
Altitude: 35 meters above sea level
The Wisconsin Historical Society is widely known as one of the coolest places on campus to study, but few know it is also one of the best spots for a comfortable crap on campus. Equipped with granite walls and quaint wooden stall doors, this bathroom has an elegant European feel, something everyone loves to experience while they poop.
Craps on campus: The stool sanctuary of Steenbock Memorial Library
The restroom is always in pristine condition, loaded with sturdy double-ply toilet paper that will surely hold up against even the strongest of wipes. The perfect temperature of the room also provides a strange form of relaxation, allowing you to do your business comfortably.
The one downfall to the bathroom is it is a complete dead spot for both campus wifi and cellular data. This may make your poop boring, but the overall pleasurable nature of the bathroom makes up for the lack of toilet-tweeting.
With an aura to it that echoes the romantic feel of the building as a whole, the WHS restroom will leave you feeling like a Victorian Age scholar, without the fear of catching Typhoid.
Specifics
Traffic: Fairly empty throughout the day
Temperature: Cool and comfortable
Stalls: Four
Cell Service: Dead spot for data and wifi
Graffiti: None
Toilet Flush Mechanism: Manual lever
Toilet Paper: Strong two-ply sheets
Sinks: Three manual faucets
Hand Dryers: Paper towels only
Overall Rating: 4.5/5