Independent Student Newspaper Since 1969

The Badger Herald

Independent Student Newspaper Since 1969

The Badger Herald

Independent Student Newspaper Since 1969

The Badger Herald

Advertisements
Advertisements

Craps on campus: Poop your way through time at Wisconsin Historical Society

The Herald’s guide to the best (and worst) spots to poop on campus
Craps on campus: Poop your way through time at Wisconsin Historical Society

Coordinates: [43.0798, -89.3875]

Altitude: 35 meters above sea level

The Wisconsin Historical Society is widely known as one of the coolest places on campus to study, but few know it is also one of the best spots for a comfortable crap on campus. Equipped with granite walls and quaint wooden stall doors, this bathroom has an elegant European feel, something everyone loves to experience while they poop.

Advertisements

Craps on campus: The stool sanctuary of Steenbock Memorial Library

The restroom is always in pristine condition, loaded with sturdy double-ply toilet paper that will surely hold up against even the strongest of wipes. The perfect temperature of the room also provides a strange form of relaxation, allowing you to do your business comfortably.

Craps on campus: Post-exercise excretions at the SERF

The one downfall to the bathroom is it is a complete dead spot for both campus wifi and cellular data. This may make your poop boring, but the overall pleasurable nature of the bathroom makes up for the lack of toilet-tweeting.

With an aura to it that echoes the romantic feel of the building as a whole, the WHS restroom will leave you feeling like a Victorian Age scholar, without the fear of catching Typhoid.

Patrick Ronan/The Badger Herald

Specifics

Traffic: Fairly empty throughout the day

Temperature: Cool and comfortable

Stalls: Four

Cell Service: Dead spot for data and wifi

Graffiti: None

Toilet Flush Mechanism: Manual lever

Toilet Paper: Strong two-ply sheets

Sinks: Three manual faucets

Hand Dryers: Paper towels only

Overall Rating: 4.5/5

 

 

Advertisements
Leave a Comment
Donate to The Badger Herald

Your donation will support the student journalists of University of Wisconsin-Madison. Your contribution will allow us to purchase equipment and cover our annual website hosting costs.

More to Discover
Donate to The Badger Herald

Comments (0)

All The Badger Herald Picks Reader Picks Sort: Newest

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *