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PETA on call for inevitable beatdown that will be coming to the Dirty Birds at Vilas Park

by Carl Golden
November 3, 2017

Dirty Birds will go back to FAKE NEWS after ferocious Gentle Clown victory this Saturday

by Carl Golden
April 21, 2017

Avian influenza deemed more humane than Dirty Birds’ inevitable beatdown at Vilas Park

by Carl Golden
October 21, 2016

Gentle Clowns predicted to send Dirty Birds back to university-subsidized nest in tears

by Carl Golden
April 12, 2016

Gentle Clowns proclaim dominance over Dirty Bird, anticipate a beating so bad it’ll send Cardinal back to 1892

by Carl Golden
November 5, 2015

Gentle Clowns crush balls, Dirty Birds’ warped sense of reality

by Carl Golden
April 20, 2015

Dirty Birds, revenge on the menu for Gentle Clowns in annual softball game

by Carl Golden
April 16, 2015

Gentle Clowns’ ban lifted; death imminent for Dirty Birds

by Carl Golden
October 16, 2014

Gentle Clowns to actually play softball against Dirty Birds

by Carl Golden
April 24, 2014

Clowns plan blackout, beatdown for Dirty Birds

by Carl Golden
October 24, 2013

Herald staff wins at day drinking

by Carl Golden
April 29, 2013

Cardinal wins sport of has-beens

by Carl Golden
April 28, 2013

Clowns seek to break Dirty streak

by Carl Golden
April 25, 2013

Gentle Clowns shoot down Dirty Birds 28-14

by Carl Golden
October 29, 2012

Gentle Clowns to curb stomp Dirty Birds

by Carl Golden
October 25, 2012

Classic rematch pits Gentle Clowns against Dirtiest of Birds

by Carl Golden
May 3, 2012

Herald to Cardinal: Bow down, I am your master

by Carl Golden
October 16, 2011

Gentle Clowns ready to make Dirty Birds weep

by Carl Golden
October 13, 2011

BH looks to extend its dominance

by Carl Golden
April 14, 2011

Dirty Bird gets beat by a girl

by Carl Golden
October 17, 2010

BH not clowning around this time

by Carl Golden
October 14, 2010

‘There is nothing you can do about it’

by Carl Golden
May 2, 2010

Herald, DC to renew rivalry

by Carl Golden
April 29, 2010

Cardinal downs BH, plays dirty

by Carl Golden
October 25, 2009

BH comes back to claim softball supremacy

by Carl Golden
April 26, 2009

Badger Herald looks for win vs. Dirty Bird

by Carl Golden
April 23, 2009

Herald powerhouse ready to take on Daily Cardinal

by Carl Golden
October 9, 2008

Good set to face Evil at Vilas Park’s softball field

by Carl Golden
April 24, 2008

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