Happy Hump Day, my sexy little Badger babies. This week’s theme is simple: I’m answering 50 of your random sex questions in 10 words or less. Here we go.

Sometimes when I orgasm, I get tingly in my arms and legs, not just in my genitals. Is this normal?

Normal and wonderful, so sit back and enjoy.

Does every guy prefer you to be shaved or waxed?

No. Everyone has his or her own individual preference.

Can I get pregnant when I have my period?

Yes.

Are two condoms better than one?

No! This increases the chances of the condom tearing.

Is there a position to have sex that makes it impossible to get pregnant?

Nope.

Are all bumps near the genitals something I should worry about?

Not all are dangerous, but definitely talk to your partner.

Can I get arrested or go to jail for masturbating in public?

Yes.

Is it possible for men to have multiple orgasms?

Yes, through controlled breathing techniques.

Is there any chance of getting poop on my dick if I have anal sex?

Yes.

I get really, really wet during sex. Is this something I should be ashamed of?

No! It’s perfectly normal and turns tons of guys on.

Can women ejaculate?

Yes.

Is it okay if I don’t want to swallow?

Yes! You should never do something you’re uncomfortable with.

Is it normal to queef during orgasm?

Yes, because you’re temporarily relaxing your anal sphincter.

Is it possible for a girl to rape a guy?

Yes.

My dick is curved and kind of funny shaped. Is this normal?

Yes, penises come in a variety of shapes.

Should I get tested after a one-night stand even if my partner said that they were clean?

Absolutely. People lie.

I have orgasms when my boyfriend performs oral sex on me but not during intercourse. Is something wrong with me?

Nope. You’re probably just receiving less clitoral stimulation during intercourse.

Is it possible for one of my boobs to be bigger than the other?

Yes.

Are there girls out there who would be turned on by my dick piercing?

Yes.

If I can’t get pregnant from anal sex, does that mean we don’t have to use a condom?

No, you still need to protect yourself from STIs.

Is semen fattening?

Nope. Only seven calories per teaspoon, my darling.

Sometimes when I ride my bike, the seat rubs on my clit and makes me orgasm. What should I do?

Go for more bike rides.

Are there people at the University of Wisconsin who are still virgins and want to wait until marriage to have sex?

Yes.

Do lesbians always use a strap-on when they have sex?

No.

Will taking a break from sex for a couple months make it hurt when I start having sex again?

You might be a little sore when you start up again.

Is it wrong to have a really intense foot fetish?

Not at all.

Is it illegal to want to have sex with my cousin?

No.

Should I tell my partner about my STD even if we already had sex?

Yes! You should respect and protect your partner.

Do women ever get hair on their nipples?

Yes.

Are there prostitutes in Madison?

Yes.

The lips of my labia are two different sizes. Does this mean I have an ugly vagina?

No. Beautiful vulvas come in all shapes and sizes.

Will taking antidepressants make the pill less effective?

No.

Is it true that shoe size equals penis size? What about small hands?

There is no correlation between shoe, hand or penis size.

Do I need to clean my penis after anal if I want to go back to vaginal sex?

YES!

Do all Christians wait until marriage?

No, many have pre-marital sex.

Does circumcision make your penis smaller?

No.

Is it cheating if I have cybersex with someone I met in a chat room?

That’s for your partner to decide.

If a guy comes near my vulva but not inside me can I still get pregnant?

Yes.

Sometimes it takes like 20 minutes to make my girlfriend come from oral sex. Is this normal or is something wrong?

Totally normal. And props to you for being so patient.

Can I still get pregnant if my boyfriend pulls out in time?

Yes, from your boyfriend’s pre-ejaculate.

Is it normal to dirty talk?

Yes, and fun! Give it a try.

Sometimes I fantasize about Harry Potter. Is it okay to have such a weird fantasy?

It’s your fantasy! Fantasize about whatever gets you off.

Is it possible to be allergic to sperm? What about condoms?

Yes, but it’s rare. And yes, to latex condoms.

Is it possible to get addicted to online porn?

Yes.

Is it true that if you don’t use it … you lose it?

No.

Can you be happy without sex? Are there people out there who live their whole lives without having sex?

Yes and yes.

Is it normal for girls to feel self-conscious when guys go down on them?

Yes.

Why is performing oral sex on a girl called cunnilingus? What does the word mean?

In Latin, “Cunnus” means “vulva” and “lingere” means “to lick.”

Does watching gay porn make me gay?

No.

What does the G in G-spot stand for?

Grafenberg, after the man who discovered it.