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Craps on campus: The discharge dojo of Dejope

The Herald’s guide to the best (and worst) spots to poop on campus
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COORDINATES: [43.07597, -89.41228]

ALTITUDE: 38 meters above sea level

Situated between the Four Lakes Dining Hall and The Bean and Creamery, Dejope’s public bathroom is a hotspot for all Lakeshore denizens. Despite the high volume of users, this restroom is incredibly clean and well-maintained. 

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My one minor critique of the dojo would be its lack of personality; its metallic grey color scheme creates an environment akin to that of an airport bathroom, lacking any sort of tangible cultural history or vibrant decor to entertain visitors.

All in all, the Dejope bathroom makes for an easy, but forgettable, pit stop after dining. But hey, you probably need a bit of forgetting after devouring that pound of wings.

User perspective of Dejope’s restroom.
Patrick Ronan/The Badger Herald

Specifics

Traffic: Victim to heavy mealtime rush hour

Lighting: Well-lit, modern and sanitary feel

Stalls: Six total (five small and one handicap)

Cell Service: Four bars — data and wifi both work

Graffiti: None

Toilet Flush Mechanism: Manual lever

Toilet Paper: Sturdy one-ply no breakage, reasonably comfortable

Sinks: Six, automatic faucets

Hand Dryers: Dyson Airblades and paper towels available

Overall Rating: 4.5/5

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