So by now you’ve seen what kind of sexual wizardry we’ve got up our sleeves. We’ve been around the block more times than J.Lo and we’ve got the chops to answer the toughest questions and dish out the best advice. But we have one big ingredient missing to fulfill your deepest, dirtiest needs and that’s you.
We at Hump Day want you to write in your questions and concerns. The absolute best way to keep this column fresh week to week is to incorporate some of UW’s sparkling personalities and unique points of view. Sick of mundane missionary know-how? Ask us for some spicy variations on the classics. Your new partner too much of a freak? Ask us tips on tackling awkward issues in the bedroom.
We’ve got the goods, and now we want to use them on you! We’re challenging you to send us your most thought-provoking dilemmas, be it the right way to broaden your sexual horizons or the pros and cons of texturized sex toys.
We believe our passion for all things sex, once a handicap in conservative company, can be most effectively utilized in response to your questions, no matter how personal.
It can certainly be tricky to verbalize your sticky situations, but we want to remind you of something really comforting — it’s all anonymous. OK, I know you’re probably thinking, “…but if I write-in about my curved penis, my girlfriend will definitely know it’s me.” Our response? We go to a school with 42,030 other people. There are hundreds — if not thousands — of “curvy” guys walking around this campus every single day. We as sex columnists take it upon ourselves to treat every individual case with an unbiased attitude and a dedication to anonymity. Seriously — no names, no blame.
So, whom will you be writing to?
Hump Day is written by Nicolette Pawlowski, Rachel Dickens and Nikki Signer. Although we share the column, we each approach the wide world of sex from a unique perspective. However, we are all sex positive, non-judgmental and down for anything you might throw our way.
Nicolette has been a sex educator for the past five years. She frequently carries lube, condoms and dildos in her purse. She thinks people should enjoy sex till they’re 200 years old and has a passion for telling it like it is.
Rachel has been a sex columnist for the past three weeks. She believes great sex and great food are two of the most important things in life and plans to exploit both so-called vices until she’s too old for motor skills. She is really bad at shower sex but thinks it’s funny anyway. Also, she seriously empathizes with morning wood and even takes it as a personal compliment on occasion.
Nikki has been interested in sex since puberty. She’s never been afraid to investigate the finer points of life, such as how far one can go in a park without attracting too much attention. She’s all about communication and open sexual expression, and thinks you should be as loud as the hell you want when you’re doin’ it well.
Well, that’s all for this week folks! Best of luck in your sexual endeavors and we hope to hear from you very soon!
Nicolette is a graduate student in EPS and a sexual health educator. Rachel is a junior majoring in communication arts. Nikki is a political science and religious studies major and a facilitator for Spill. Comments? Questions? E-mail: [email protected].
