As the entires have come pouring in, it’s more than the perfect time to reveal what the competition looks like. They’ll be posted anonymously for now, and the only names you’ll see are the winners after all is said and done.

So far we’ve been seeing a wide range of style and opinion, and we love every bit of it. And although we asked for a response to one question, some of you went the extra mile and answered all three. To see what I mean, let’s kick off the big reveal with one such entry:

Hump Day: I love my ex. We can’t ever seem to really break up. The sex is so great! We fight, but then makeup…. I can’t seem to leave him. What should I do? -Distressed and Horny.

Dear Distressed and Horny,

After reading your question, I figured that in this situation there are 3 possible solutions:?

1. Try to fix your relationship issues by talking over what causes your fights and trying to work together to solve them. This would lead to you being in a happy relationship.

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2. Make it clear that when you fight and “break up” both of you should at least try other people and actually restrain yourselves from doing the nasty. Sex shouldn’t be the only thing that keeps you together.

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3. Break up with your ex so you’re single, and play the field! You can try out other guys AND make your ex a friend-with-benefits! Everybody wins!

Think over these solutions and I’m sure one of them will be worthwhile to try. If these don’t work, maybe you’re in need of a dysfunctional relationship, or maybe fighting turns you on.

Hump Day: I want to give great head. For every type of person. What are the best tips for eating out and blowing someone? -Mr. Cock and Pussy.

Dear Mr. Cock and Pussy,

Before we get started, I want you to know that every person is different. Some people like getting their asshole licked, some don’t like blowjobs and many don’t go ass to mouth. So keep in mind that these tips usually work for most, but there are some unique cases that this won’t work for.

Let’s start with blowjobs (because I’m a fan). So you want to give your man head that he’ll never forget? Okay, read carefully. You never just go straight to a man’s cock without getting him excited, because you’ll find a limp dick waiting for you. You have to get him aroused first. This might mean doing a strip tease for him, ripping his clothes off, pushing him against the wall and make out with him. Kiss him slowly and make your way down to his member. If it’s not hard enough yet, it’s a good idea to stroke it for a little bit. You slowly unzip his jeans (if they’re not off yet) and tease his cock for a little. This can be done by smacking his cock on your cheeks, chin, forehead, lips, and tongue. After a few minutes of doing this he should be very hard and ready to go. This is where you put his dick in your mouth and suck it once and take it out. Then you have to lick it up and down the shaft and head. After this, you can really start sucking away. Guys like to see your head doing the work and moving quickly closer and farther away. Sometimes it helps to use your hand too. Suck on his head and work the shaft with your hand. Guys also like it when you tilt your head to the side and their head pushes your cheek outward. When you make sounds it gets a guy off too. If you’re moaning and getting into it, a guy will be way more excited. A quick tip to make a guy cum is to start slow and work your way up to full speed. You know you should be at full speed if the guy starts to moan and thrust. If you’re sick of being on your knees, throw him on the floor or a couch and get on top of him (in a 69 position if he’s a butt-lover) and continue. Bottom line is guys like an aggressive woman.

Eating a woman out is a whole other ballgame. Women are more turned on by touch than by sight (guys are turned on about equally from both). This means that you’re going to have to touch her a lot. Like blowjobs, a good way to start is by kissing her. I would recommend playing with her boobs and rubbing her nipples while you’re making out with her. This is an easy way to get a woman excited. You also have to start making your way down to her danger zone. I would also recommend kissing your way down, BUT put extra emphasis on kissing her neck (maybe sucking a little) and her chest. You should take her bra and pants off (do all the work). You have to tease her a bit before you go down on her as well. Kiss her thighs to the right and left of her pussy and right above her pussy because these areas are very sensitive. A girl finds it sexy when you lick her lips before your tongue slips into her. Your next task is to find her clitoris. It’s right above the vaginal opening and under her “hood,” it should feel like a tiny pimple. This is where you can start licking and sucking on it. A good way to mix things up is to use your finger. First, get it wet by licking it and then play with her clit. A good technique is to make a + sign with your finger (this can also be done with your tongue). Women like when men go side-to-side or up-and-down. A good way to make her climax is to start slow and speed up. You should be going really fast when she starts to moan and have an orgasm. No matter what technique you use BE GENTLE! Women are very sensitive and you want to make sure it’s enjoyable so don’t be too hard on her!

If you follow these tips to giving great head, I’m sure that most of you will be able to satisfy your partner. Enjoy and good luck!

Hump Day: I have to ask…does size truly matter? -Worried in Wis.

Dear Worried in WI,

Penis size is a subject that many men have on their mind but are too afraid or embarrassed to talk about. I’m glad that you wrote in. The average erect penis size is around 6 inches, in case any of you were wondering. If you fall a bit short of that, it’s okay. There are some sex positions that can help make up for your little member, such as doggy style and the snake. I would recommend looking those positions up to maximize your sexual performance. I wouldn’t recommend it, but if you really want to be bigger you can invest in pills like the ones in those “Bob” commercials.

There are, believe it or not, some disadvantages to having a huge dick. Painful sex can be due to having a dick that is too big for a woman’s vagina. What good does having a huge dick do if she’s afraid to put it in? Another downfall is that, most likely, a woman will not be able to deep throat a 10 inch cock. Really big dicks cause a woman to gag a lot more while giving head. Yet another problem is that anal would be REALLY painful if a man’s dick is too big for her.

Bottom line is that it’s not how big you’re little friend is, it’s how you use it.? What’s that saying? Not the size of the ship that matters, it’s the motion of the ocean? Well, whatever. You know what I’m saying.