For the past four years, I have wanted to bone on Bascom. Yet, as commencement closes in, I am spending my time on the Terrace, beer in hand, instead of bumping and grinding on school grounds. Though the Terrace is a seeming paradise at the moment, it is hardly the lewd sex act I have been fetishizing the past four years.
In the grand scheme of sexual desires and fetishes, having sex on school grounds is elementary, to say the least. Though it doesn't involve whips, furies or stiletto heels, this fetish is still kinky with high pleasure potential (and a little risk).
Everyone, especially college students, is kinky … and we need to embrace the kink in all of us. What is the most powerful sexual organ? Not low-hanging testicles or an engorged vulva, but your brain. So instead of thinking about sex simply as routine and calculated, recognize sex as the most fulfilling way to express yourself and your desires, kink and all.
No one can tell you about your sexual desires. You must discover them yourself. Discovering your kink is the easy part — you have masturbated to it countless times already. It is expressing those desires to your partner(s) that is difficult. You should be able to, and want to, tell your partner(s) your nasty desires. Expressing that you want to (insert kinky fetish here) is essential in having a fulfilling sexual relationship.
Exploring your kink and desires should be liberating and orgasmic, to say the least. So while you kink it up a notch and explore your sexual desires, I will be on the Terrace, beer in hand, waiting to bone.
Patrick Emanuel
UW senior
Journalism and mass communication
