FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Paudrey Phibert for President Campaign Team
Madison, Wis. — Paudrey Phibert of Madison, Wis., will run for president in the November gubernatorial race for the 2023-2027 presidential term following Daroline Drowley’s campaign announcement.
The odd-year election is set to make history, and Phibert will do just that if elected as president. Phibert’s run is in direct response to Drowley — why allow Drowley to take over the country with a cosmarchy of intense rules when Phibert could lead the country to fun?
Phibert would like to implement a more fun atmosphere, moving beyond politics to unite the country against one person and one thing — Drowley and unfunness.
This is exactly why everyone needs to follow the rules one more time to go out and vote for Phibert Nov. 8.
Here are Phibert’s key campaign issues:
- Install free vending machines with Pop Tarts and ICE water on every street corner.
- Create a waterslide-only transportation system across the country.
- Invest in space travel to explore Uranus.
- Embed speakers that use AI to match the mood with Phibert’s curated playlists into all natural surfaces.
- Legalize The Purge but only in Laser Tag form.
- Announce a national word — a swear word chosen by citizens.
- Unfreeze Walt Disney from his cryogenic cage.
- Quietly fix every social and economic issue ever.
Paudrey’s campaign slogan is “all fun, all the time.” That’s exactly what you’ll get when you elect her president this November.
Let’s scrap the rules, laws and weird debates this year to unite for fun.
Phibert won’t just break the normal structure of the presidency — this campaign could change the world. Leaders across the globe can use Phibert’s presidential structure to unite in world peace and fun.
Register to vote here and come to your designated voting location to vote for Phibert Nov. 8.
Paudrey Phibert for FUNsident 2023.
