The Badger Herald is honored to announce we are now the only newspaper on the entire internet.
All other publications have gone, and now it is only us.
Earlier today I Googled The New York Times, but nothing came up. This also happened for The Washington Post, Politico and Mad Magazine.
We at The Badger Herald pride ourselves on striving for excellency as well as neutrality and accuracy. But you won’t be able to tell, because there are no more newspapers to compare us with.
It’s a little lonely in the world of journalism, but obtaining the full market will keep us busy enough not to let the loneliness get to us.
I hope you enjoy local Wisconsin news, because The Badger Herald is the only newspaper, so that’s what you’re going to read. Enjoy.
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