Fuck man, like, what? This shit sucks, you know? I can’t believe we let all this shit happen. This shit has been going on for so fucking long that like, why even bother? Why the fuck should I care? You obviously don’t, so fuck me, right?

1. What the fuck?

Seriously, what the fuck was that?

2. I don’t give a shit

Why should I? I don’t give a flying fuck now and I never did.

3. Fuck off

Dick.

4. The fuck if I care

Fuck it, whatever.

5. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

There’s no reason to care anymore. Just give up. Yeah, you heard me. Give up. I’m talking to all you kids out there. Fucking give up. Go home. Fuck it.

6. Ugh … fuck.

I’m a fucking disgrace.

7. Again, fuck me!

I should start a band called Dan and The Fuck-ups, oh wait, I’m the fuck-up AND my name is Dan. FUCK.

8. Can’t catch a fucking break

Fuckity-fuck my life.

9.FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Have fun failing, I did.

10. Fuck you

And a happy fucking new year!