MUST READ: Banter headlines that writers were simply too uncreative to write
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BREAKING: Alleged ‘Loch Ness Monster’ sighted in Lake Mendota
The Badger Herald investigation reveals creature possesses unprecedented and ungodly speed
The Banter Herald: What it’s like being only funny person on staff
Banter editor is funniest, sexiest person on staff, according to everybody
Lakeshore kids more likely to survive a pandemic, uncredible college junior says
No one wants to be unhappy in their residence hall – turns out, unhappiness could help keep freshmen safe during coronavirus.
My day in self-isolation during COVID-19 pandemic
All it takes to get through 14 hours at home is social media, sports
19 things to do while waiting for your Spirit Airlines flight
Let's be real — we all know it's going to be delayed by four hours
Photo Essay: The Dirty Birb goes on spring break!
Everyone's been asking: What did the Dirty Bird staff do over spring break? Here's your answer, in photos.
Tales from the deep: The Vilas Floods of 2019
Yes, we know it's April. Why do you ask?
All the way from beautiful Madison, Wisconsin, here’s yet another take on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Despite having our own representatives who are relevant to campus, I'm going to instead talk about AOC. Again.
