I firmly believe there are or were WMDs in Iraq at the time of the liberation. Don't forget that a dorm room full of Anthrax could infect every person in the State of Wisconsin. They are not hard to hide but very difficult to find. Chemicals can be stored in their inert forms miles apart from each other and biological agents can easily be created and destroyed if the right equipment is present.
With this in mind I have formulated this challenge: I will hide a bag of flour (if it were anthrax, it could infect most of the audience at a football game) somewhere in Madison, it may be in a dorm room, buried, an apartment, or a car. If you can find it, I will give you 100 dollars for your effort. You can use as many people as you want but any damage to public or private property is at your own risk. This should be easy, because Madison is a very small city compared to the entire county of Iraq! Someone is going to make some easy money and you have nothing to lose.
Note: If I see you getting too close, I may destroy the flour. When you go away, I will simply buy some new flour and the game will resume. I can also move it or split it up into smaller proportions.
If you want to play, please post a response with you name and phone number.