Well, everyone, the contest is now closed! We’ve received an overwhelming amount of submissions, and we thank you all for them. We’ll start the judging ASAP, and we’ll have the winners in a couple weeks. Until then, to keep you entertained, I’ll continue posting the entries until we reveal the winners. Here’s a new one to enjoy:

I have to ask…does size truly matter? –Worried in WI

My gut response Worried is to tell you NO, size doesn’t matter, but I think a more accurate answer is, it DEPENDS. ?To some people size really does matter. ?Take my friend for example: she’s all about guys who are well hung. ?Of course I have another friend who swears that she’s only comfortable with gentlemen who have rather small endowments. ?So it depends. ?One explanation for this discrepancy is vaginas (and assholes), just like penises, come in different shapes and sizes. ?So what feels like the “perfect” size to one person, just might be a “bad fit” for another.

Personally, I don’t think size matters. ?It matters more how you handle your machinery, rather than whether or not you got the supersized model. ?Plus it can be way more work to have sex with someone who is on the large size of things. ?You may get sore more quickly, it’s harder to fit in your mouth (pun was intended), you get the gist.

And for the worried fellas out there – so your family jewels aren’t all that- make up for it in other ways. ?If your partner wants something bigger, use a toy, or your fingers, or your whole hand. ?There are lots of ways to leave your partner satisfied. ?So relax, be creative, and enjoy yourself.