It’s not easy to find a good analogy when thinking about Barack Obama’s transition team. As rumors of Obama’s
Ultimately, only one group of world-changers express both the cultural triumphs and the supposed successes of a new Obama administration, and in an effort to alienate most of the readership, they will be discussed at length. Come Jan. 20, 2009, the Power Rangers take office.
The Power Rangers were a group of parent-loving, homework-doing, old lady-helping teens who just happened to stumble upon weapons and giant mechanical dinosaurs. Their job, much like Obama’s, was to rid the Earth of the evil brought on by some crazy witch (George Bush?) and her army of mindless Putty Patrollers (registered Republicans?). Barack may represent one ranger, but to fully combat this Fox-sponsored enemy he needed help. So true to form, Barack Obama took out his sword-flute and called out to Democrats across the country, attempting to build a cabinet worthy of several spin-offs. And of all the people he looked to muse, one was our very own Gov. Doyle.
Doyle looks a bit too old to be a Power Ranger. Physically, he’s much more like Zordon. But while he may not fit the part aesthetically, his track record and political history make him a strong candidate for any cabinet/fighting force. Doyle was an early supporter of the Obama campaign, and his legal background as the Wisconsin Attorney General makes him an interesting candidate for that very position at the national level. As one of the many lawyers who gained fame through the anti-tobacco lawsuits of the 1990s, he learned how to handle both the spotlight and industry pressure long before he became governor. But leaving mid-term to join the Obama Megazord would leave
While no corner of the
Gov. Doyle would succeed politically in
But beyond pyrotechnics, while the Obama administration looks to save
Sean Kittridge ([email protected]) is a junior majoring in journalism.