[Apparently there is a budding movement](http://www.madison.com/wsj/home/local/308044) to replace one of the simplest and most innocuous road names with a sophisticated and apparently slightly ornery one. *Math professor Anatole Beck submitted a motion to change the major thoroughfare’s name to Karl Link Drive, after the scientist who discovered Warfarin, a blood thinner that helps patients with clotting disorders.* I don’t generally spend a lot of time on Campus Dr., however, my blood tends to feel uncomfortably thick when I am there.
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