1. Never feed them after midnight.
2. They are the real president, the one you vote for is a decoy.
3. Vice presidents are forbidden from using any white house bathroom.
4. The vice president is bound by law to lose to the president at the White House bowling alley.
5. They have to pay for White House parking.
6. In the event that the president gets sick, the vice president must nurture him/her back to health.
7. Bed time is 8:30 sharp.