1. Never feed them after midnight.

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2. They are the real president, the one you vote for is a decoy.

3. Vice presidents are forbidden from using any white house bathroom.

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4. The vice president is bound by law to lose to the president at the White House bowling alley.

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5. They have to pay for White House parking.

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6. In the event that the president gets sick, the vice president must nurture him/her back to health.

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7. Bed time is 8:30 sharp.

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