As a college student, there are three things I love to do: visit grocery stores, buy in bulk and gulp the bubbly bread water known as beer.
In a delightful confluence of my three terrific hobbies, I have purchased a 24-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, the brand of beer named after a darling beverage inventor and the great prize he won for creating such a tasty drink.
Mr. Pabst is long dead, but I have decided to honor the memory of his restless ghost by reviewing every one of these two dozen beers as I consume them in immediate succession.
Take a look at my progress below:
Beer 1: Delicious! I love a crisp, cold can of the good drink known as Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Beer 2: Very nice. An enjoyable budget beer by any standard. Almost as good as the first!
Beer 3: Another beer inside of my body! What a treat this is.
Beer 4: Beers aren’t as cold any more. I’m feeling sort of warm and tingly. Fun!
Beer 5: Poured this beer into a glass just to have a bit of fun. My roommate Kyle said it is a weird thing to do, but I think it makes it taste better.
Beer 6: Spilled a bit becuase my face is numb. Warm, but still has that great Pabst Blue Ribbon taste I like to drink.
Beer 7: Only 17 more Beers to go! This is going to.be a crazy night.
Beer 8: I dropped this can after Kyle shouted loudl,y and scared me. It was far too b ubbly and made my stomach hurt.
Beer 9: Made s ure to be Very careful with this one.It was not so bubbly and tasted a lot better,My stomach still hurts
Beer 9: I wwondern if anyone from high school remembers the time I asked Caitlyn to prom and she,m said no
Beer 10: I bbet they do
Beer 11: Was getting sick of drinken from a can & poured this one into a glass again. KYle laughed and said Im trying too hard but i think its mmore fun
Beer 12: Half way there. I cant ffeel my legs
Beer 13: Beers are room ttemeptmperature and its not so good any more, .
Beer 14: This beer tasted like grarbage because Kyle spit in it
Beer 15: Kyle wentt out side to smoke cigarettes and did nto spit in this one. Tasted a lot better llike Pampst Blue Ribben the beer I know and Love alot ‘ .;
Beer 16: Yes
Beer 17: had to take.a break becasu all the beer was hurting my stomach., Watched DVD of my favorite movie Norbit, for 45 min utes
Beer 18: couldnt Finsihh this beer because Kyle got mad adn threw a book at me and I spilled it
Beer 19: I fckUgng wish i idntm have a randrom room mate
Beer 20: all of,me smells like beer
Beer 21: thiS beer was totally ok actually
Beer 22: heLp
Beer 23: tI, need an adutl
Beer 24: ,Help
