Madison got a few more inches of snow Monday night.
Taking advantage of the night’s snowfall, a group of nocturnal no-gooders indulged their creative urges by constructing a large snowy schlong on the lawn of Gordon Commons.
From the base of the brisk balls up to the tip of the glacial glans, this phallic monolith rises approximately 3 feet skyward and measures roughly 2 feet in girth.
The polar penis stands erect in the middle of the lawn, its presence free of competition by neighboring snow structures. Enjoying considerable visibility in a high-traffic location, the arctic organ presents a focal point for pedestrians and drivers alike.
Traditional snowmen appeared all over campus following the snowfall, but this hyperborean hard-on appears to be the only example of a narrowed anatomical focus.
