393 shout-outs so far this week. Keep ’em coming.

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153. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 9:52pm:

SO to my Kaplan teacher saying "blue balls" and bursting out in laughter only to have to try super hard to hold it in because noone else was laughing. SO to being an immature girl

152. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 9:37pm:

SO to my friend for making "I hope Santa gives you coal this Christmas" her new favorite insult. ASO to me getting coal this Christmas instead of cookies.

151. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 9:27pm:

ASO to the asshole at starbucks who watches porn. you do realize you're in public? and i will call the cops on you.

150. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 9:20pm:

ASO to "FML" being written all over the study desks in Witte. Brighten up guys. You go to a great school in an awesome city; so you have some homework, lighten up.

149. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 9:09pm:

SO to the intervention I'm sure my ex is going to go through over xmas break. Your mom, dad, and relative step parents now know you smoke the mary j. have fun baby!

148. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 9:04pm:

ASO to the College Library vending machines giving me a penny instead of a dime in change. I'm not good at math, but I'm pretty sure that stupid machine still owes me nine cents.

147. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 8:28pm:

Shout out to the girl who always sits in the middle in my BOT 130 lecture.. I always find myself looking your way to hoping to see you returning my glance.. maybe by the end of the semester my effort will pay off..ASO to not knowing what is going on half the time b/c of your beautiful looks

146. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 8:16pm:

ASO to my body/psych 225 for freaking me out. Here's hoping that stress of my independent project being due is causing the delay of my period, not a baby from the wonderful weekend when i didn't have to think about this shitty class.

145. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 8:10pm:

SO to my roommate for making the joke "How do snowmen travel around? By icicle!" DSO to the random girl standing behind us in line who replied "Obviously not a snowman from Wisconsin. He'd have taken a snowmobile!" SO to you girl, SO to you!

144. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 7:56pm:

ASO to pandora. The last three times ive tried to switch stations you've made me listen to a commercial about monistat. gross.

143. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 7:49pm:

SO to our English 167 TA for saying "cock" aloud in class, giving us the go ahead to do the same. You're one cool dude.

142. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 7:37pm:

SO to the cutie swimmer at the SERF last Tuesday. I really wasn't tired, I was just getting out to creep on you swimming. Why don't we exchange strokes to make a butterfly stroke next time at around 6? ASO to me not staying to say something more than, "Well, have a good swim!"

141. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 7:01pm:

SO to wanting to read up on the Tiger Woods scandal, and google auto-completing my search with "Tiger Woods Fart." Yes, google, that's where I was going with that.

140. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 6:02pm:

SO to the phrase "mark ass bitches," this is now my newly revisited insult of choice.

139. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 5:53pm:

ASO to our microwave. it's bad enough that you no longer display the time, but did you really have to randomly come up with 6:66? as if i already wasn't screwed enough for finals..

138. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 5:51pm:

SO to watching the movie "Being Bucky" about the 7 students who play Bucky Badger - props to you guys!

137. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 5:49pm:

SO to revenge being a dish best served by a policeman.

136. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 5:46pm:

SO to being a bio major and knowing that you're drunk when you can't remember the steps of photosynthesis.

135. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 5:09pm:

SO to the cute blonde who stretches out in the weight room at the SERF. Your flexibility amazes me and makes me want to lift a little more to impress you. Next time you'll notice me noticing you?

134. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 4:57pm:

ASO to cracking open a pistachio shell, only to find no pistachio. Heartbreaking

133. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 4:11pm:

ESO (Embarrassed) to that woman in my class who I haven't been able to work up the courage to talk to. I tried following you out of class, stalling until you were leaving, I just can't figure out why my voice doesn't work when I try and talk to you!

132. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 3:29pm:

HSO to the girl in my PS426 discussion who recently dyed her hair black. That's hot, you're hot.

131. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 2:57pm:

ASO to the chick at the SAC who always uses the 3rd floor bathroom and lines the toilet seat with tp. Seriously, put it in the toilet when you are done. Why should I have to touch your ass paper??

130. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 2:45pm:

ASO to finding out my bf still looks at pics of his ex.. come on, what else do you want me to do :(.

129. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 2:28pm:

SO to December snow. I like you. ASO to the inevitable January/February/March snow. I don't like you.

128. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 2:00pm:

SO to losing my virginity and having sex twice that week when I was only 16. ASO to not getting laid since then

127. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 1:58pm:

ASO to the girl in my Com Dis classes that insists on checking to see if her curls are still intact throughout the entire class every single day. Your hair is not going anywhere. Please stop touching it.

126. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 1:38pm:

ASO to the sorority ho that is now dating my ex. You have buck teeth and a very odd body type...FAT! enjoy his small member!

125. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 1:36pm:

SO to being the crazy ex. Knowing I'm crazy doesn't change the fact, it only makes me better at it.

124. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 1:02pm:

ASO to my professor confirming my fears that I have no hope of finding a job as a reporter when I graduate in the Spring because traditional journalism is fading. SO to the J202 class across the hall suddenly blaring "Party in the USA," leaving it on repeat, and having a dance party. Oh to be that young and naive again...

123. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 1:01pm:

SO to the people rocking the Gingerbread Men outfits while I was walking to class. I love this campus!

122. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 12:55pm:

ASO to finding a pubic hair from myself that's almost as big as my penis. ASO to realizing the fact that either A) I have a small penis, or B) I really need to trim things up down there.

121. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 12:36pm:

SO to our hoopsters for the huge win. ASO to me thinking that Duke -5 was the lock of the century and losing $130 on the game. (Seriously Duke?) How bout this- I will bet against us all year if we keep winning.... deal??

120. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 12:35pm:

SO to Evan whose wireless connection i was trying to steal. I looked you up, you're cute, and presumably live in the building. Hope to see you around..

119. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 12:26pm:

SO to getting an email with the subject line: What makes you gassy?. c

118. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 12:21pm:

SO to the phrase show me one hot person, and I'll find you another person who is sick of putting up with their shit.

117. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 12:14pm:

SO to running to the Kohl Center after the game ended, and getting on the court in time to sing varsity on the W. Just more proof you dont need a ticket to party in Madison.

116. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 12:04pm:

SO to the random people you cross paths with daily. I feel like we sort of know each other, but not really. DSO to the sexy ones.

115. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 12:03pm:

SO to the person who left their skateboard at Wendt Library last night. While it entertained the employees who were closing, we seriously question what kind of person forgets their mode of transportation.

114. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 11:50am:

ASO to 106. Lab grade ethanol is denatured (won't get you drunk) and still has impurities (like methanol... 10mL of that will leave you permanently blind.) Maybe you should pay attention in O-Chem, and buy some Everclear if you want to get drunk.

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