Depending on whether you’re a park ranger or a pledge, hazing can mean very different things.
Surprisingly, both usually involve getting threatened, assaulted and sprayed with a hose.
If you’re unsure of the difference, a recent video by the Public Health Department of Madison and Dane County might help to clear things up. “How to Haze a Coyote,” hosted by David Drake of the University of Wisconsin Department of Forest and Wildlife Ecology, provides a concise guide on how to protect your life and property against the canid scourge.
Unless you’re comfortable with having “murdered by a coyote” emblazoned on your tombstone in large font, take a look at the video below: