This Week’s Shout-Outs

416 shout-outs so far this week. Keep ’em coming.

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ASO to my gfs roomie who decides that she has to live in her room 24/7. DASO to her bf for being whipped. Grow a pair man!

SO to jumping around between the third and forth quarters of the Hawaii game.. it may be 1 a.m., but i'm a badger, damn it..

ASO to taking a shower and discovering giant bruises all over my knees from who knows what. Another ASO to not realizing the source of my knee pain until today because i hadn't showered in three days...

Shout out to my boyfriend who finally beat Fallout 2...DSO to it being over a year since Fallout THREE came out. Thanks for putting our relationship before your gaming reputation, I know it must be hurting!

SO to a simple, quiet night out to dinner and ice cream with a friend being accentuated by crazy shit, Madison style: A bus full of Santa Clauses and ONE chicken suit, a boy who kept walking by Cold Stone making crazy faces at us and finally coming in and asking if we have any ice cream for him, and a girl passing out in a skirt and spike heels on the sidewalk. 'Tis the season.

SO to the cute girl at CoffeeBytes tonight who took a picture of the drink I made for her. That's probably the best compliment ever. The next one's on me, though I can't promise it will be as pretty.

SO to hearing my neighbors discussing my boobs, which they saw through my window yesterday. Yes, they are amazing, and as much as I like being naked in my own home, I may just have to put some clothes on to keep you from this boob watching party you are planning. sorry!

SO to whoever is in the Ogg music room right now. Love the piano. DSO to creating a fantasy that you are a really hot guy and we could fool around on the piano. Maybe next week?

so to the girl working at the front desk in frank's last night. your standing at the doors and giving out kleenexes to the brave souls post-snowball fight was really sweet.

ASO to my roommate for eating my birthday cake that my grandma made for me!!! you not only ate it but it was destroyed and had pieces of turkey in it.

ASO to 232 white might stand for purity, but atleast i will be having good sex for the rest of my life after test-driving first.

SO to watching HARRY POTTER and talking in penelope all saturday night. DSO to taking a drink every time they said harry potter!

@232. Let me guess...you're single. The 1970s called, they want their values back. It's a kiss and a grind, not intercourse. Grow up, you're in college.

SO to the coastie who asked me "What designer are your jeans? They're so cute!" and me responding "Umm, they were five dollars at Walmart." DSO to buying cheap clothes and someone thinking they're designer!

SO to the winter H&M Winter Magazine for saying....UGGS: The ultimate in comfort footwear. And a true crime against fashion....Amen to that!

ASO to the Disney Channel. Your terrible shows of canned laughter, zombie-comedic actors and wildly unrealistic situations are keeping my roommmate in a constant state of prepubescence. You should come with a warning label for stunting growth.

SO to going abroad next semester. DSO to getting away from my roommates who are annoying the hell out of me with their I-have-to-play-music-in-public-space-while-others-are-doing-homework and lets-keep-the-kitchen-as-dirty-as-possible ways. Distance makes the heart grow fonder...especially the farther I am from your mess.

ASO to the people who went hog wild with the shaving cream in the bathroom at our party friday night. DASO to the person who pissed in the shampoo bottle. TASO to the blood on the rug and puke in the trash can. SO to at least getting $5 out of each of you.

ASO to thinking you've picked a good table at the library, only to have the person sharing your table to be joined by some fool and then you have to suffer them flirting with each other. Shooting myself would be less painful and annoying.

ASO to the douche who came out of Walgreens with coins in his hand, but instead of putting them in the charity bucket, decided instead to walk through library mall tossing them on the floor as he went. Yeah you're a dick.

SO to my buddy who hooked up with a girl who's nickname is "meat grinder." i dont know how she got that name nor do i personally want to find out

ASO to having skin that bruises easily. Instant hickey every time...

ASO to looking for change in the couch and finding my underwear instead. Turns out I'm not just poor, I'm slutty too.

ASO to my roomate's mom who keeps asking about my relationship status. yes i'm still single and please stop reminding me everytime i ask. DASO to her always asking about my ex too.

ASO to the guy that tried to kiss me while dancing last night. DASO to guys that only want girls to grind on them. Really everyone? Not everything has to be about sex stuff. what happened to giving your future husband/wife the gift of your virginity and how valuable/precious that is? A white wedding dress stands for purity girls. Dont attack me for this, you all know it's true.

ASO to the idiots in Grand Central who left their shower running for hours last night and consequently flooded all the apartments under theirs. You really, really suck.

ASO to being able to wash off last night's makeup but not last night's bad decisions.

SO to the christmas tree we found in the elevator yesterday. ASO to stealing it and decorating it with snowflakes, streamers, toliet paper, and popcorn.

ASO to making out with a freshman I thought was a sophomore. I'm a senior. Gross.... just gross.

SO to the girl i stood next to at the hockey game last night. you live in witte 9b and you were really hilarious and had great badger spirit. ASO to you saying you have a boyfriend and me not being as drunk as you in order to pursue you even though you have a boyfriend. if you're ever looking for a good time, come down to 3b where i live across the hall from your friend.

SO to reading these shoutouts with no pants on simply because i cannot remember where i put them last night

ASO to all the crows laughing at me on what turned out to be a mile and a half long walk of shame

SO to 210. Handlebars. Enough said?

SO to band boy! Your friends' party just got busted and I'm very sorry..I was so enjoying talking to you. Remember I'm leaving for Kenya soon so come next door and ask me out before the end of the semester. Thanks for letting me stay at your place when I was locked out!

HUGEEE ASO to the idiot kid who pulled the fire alarm and tried to run away at the Embassy at 1 AM Friday night. DSO to the night manager who had him in a head lock in the lobby. Another DSO to the firemen who tossed him to the floor. You probably saved him from over 50 people who wanted to beat the shit out of him.

SO to the girl from the elevator this morning who called me brave for wearing shorts in winter. I know you giggled when I complimented your hat, but I can't tell if you were being flirty or just nice. Future SO to when we get trapped in the elevator again and I ask you out.

ASO to dreaming about Kate out loud in the den. DASO to waking up and finding out that I mentioned the whipped cream and fuzzy handcuffs.

SO To the crazy guy wearing shorts and a t-shirt on Friday, when it was 20 degrees!!! You're insane!

SO to my (male) English TA who today in class while talking about literature, randomly related part of it to his own life by telling us that his girlfriend would rather have him cheat on her with a man instead of a woman because at least he would be "giving him something she can't." Knowing that, I wish I would've come to his office hours more often...

SO to Tiger Woods. If Clinton can have all of America fall in love with him again, then so can you!

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