Well, the party is over. You might as well pack up the futon and find a new college, because the state of Wisconsin just let its fine residents down. Last week, the Wisconsin Supreme Court wielded both a gavel and the hand of God when it ruled by a 5-2 decision that sex with a dead body is illegal in America’s dairy land. Now a reasonable person may ask why this is, but the question is not, “Why can’t I snuggle up to a corpse?”, it is “Why would any legitimate court system have to waste time on such an obvious issue?” At a time when many are complaining that the American court system is holding too many cards – the U.S. Supreme Court had the audacity to give terrorist suspects their rights – no one looks at how necessary our system is to keep us from ourselves. And our dead grandparents.
Sex With the Dead Finally Dead
July 17, 2008
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