October is here and it is officially pumpkin season!

With Halloween just around the corner, everyone wants to know the hottest new pumpkin trends, so here are a few fun things to do with your pumpkin this fall.

Ironing

Wrinkles are tough to get out. Those fall shirts you’re busting out need a tad of a touch up. Perhaps a pumpkin in the laundry room can help brighten the mood while one sears their fingers using a 201 degree piece of metal. Nothing screams pumpkin spice season like a wrinkle-less shirt. Impress your peers, your friends, a local co-op house, the mail clerk.

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Destroying it in the name of good comedy

Because this is the year 1985 and everybody thinks this is hilarious, get on a stage somewhere and destroy your pumpkin how you deem necessary. Any means of destruction will do, this is comedy so have fun!

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Upcycling

Upcycling is the best trend these days. See that pumpkin? It could be a shoe. You should use it as a new shoe. Or a vase. Do it.

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Reminding yourself you’re a 90s kid

Go ahead and admit it. With Pokémon Go being the summer’s only trend (next to heartbreak), you’d want to sketch a carving of Pika-rodent or Chair-zard into your hometown’s favorite legume. Why stop there? Why not dress yourself in pastels and wear a diaper? Switch from wi-fi to dial up. Living in the 90s never gets old. You do, however.

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A pumpkin punch bowl

A punch bowl is a large bowl, often large and wide, in which the drink “punch” is served. A pumpkin punch bowl is also a large bowl, often large and wide, in which the drink “punch” is served.

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Fiber

Your mother is right. You can’t be a bad-ass while having indigestion. Try to incorporate some pumpkin into your diet for some extra fiber and vitamins. Maybe then you won’t be such a nerd who has the social skills of a emu.

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