Do you think you know sex? Do you think you bring sexy back?

Then you should enter our contest to be one of our new Hump Day columnists!

As Mary Kouba and Alex Garens, two of our beloved columnists, will be moving on in the fall, they’re leaving a large hole to fill (take that however you want). And who better to fill it than you?

So here’s how it works: Just pick one of the following questions, write us a column, and e-mail it to [email protected] by May 30:

Hump Day: I love my ex. We can’t ever seem to really break up. The sex is so great! We fight, but then makeup…. I can’t seem to leave him. What should I do? -Distressed and Horny.

Hump Day: I want to give great head. For every type of person. What are the best tips for eating out and blowing someone? -Mr. Cock and Pussy.

Hump Day: I have to ask…does size truly matter? -Worried in Wis.

The entries will be judged by Hump Day columnists and the ArtsEtc. editors, who will be picking two winners who lucky enough to put Sex Columnist on their resume. And entries may find their way on this blog, so be prepared to be published upon submission!

Also be sure to check out this link for a video about the contest:

https://badgerherald.com/artsetc/2009/05/13/do_you_think_you_can.php