“Hi I am the Pillsbury Doughboy, I just woke up from a six month coma.”

“Where did I put my shirt?”

“I think you are ridiculously handsome for a member of management.”

“Gonna be honest, I’m really drunk”

“Gonna be honest, I’m not drunk.”

“I think I should get a tattoo.”

“I think I should get another tattoo.”
“Nickelback isn’t that bad.”

“I think I can cover Shrekfest on camera.”
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“I have an opinion on that.”

“I should remove these tattoos.”

“I think I’ll take a selfie while shitting.”
“Wanna take this back to your place so I can vomit on your couch?”

“I love you.”