“Hi I am the Pillsbury Doughboy, I just woke up from a six month coma.”
“Where did I put my shirt?”
“I think you are ridiculously handsome for a member of management.”
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“Gonna be honest, I’m really drunk”
“Gonna be honest, I’m not drunk.”
“I think I should get a tattoo.”
“I think I should get another tattoo.”
“Nickelback isn’t that bad.”
“I think I can cover Shrekfest on camera.”
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“I have an opinion on that.”
“I should remove these tattoos.”
“I think I’ll take a selfie while shitting.”
“Wanna take this back to your place so I can vomit on your couch?”
“I love you.”
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