Craps on campus: Memorial Union’s two-ply paradise

The toughest part of college life isn’t as obvious as you might think. It’s not the torturous trudge up Bascom Hill, nor the bitterly cold winter that unites all Badgers in synchronized misery. It’s the toilet paper. Torturously thin and more abrasive than asphalt, one-ply toilet paper is the bane of Badger posteriors everywhere. Inescapable as it is merciless on … Continue reading Craps on campus: Memorial Union’s two-ply paradise