Well, fuck. We all know what happened. You don’t want to go into specifics. I don’t want to go into specifics. The bottom line is that a xenophobic, double-digit alleged sexual assaulter, flaming hot Cheeto is our official president-elect. And not a bone in my body was prepared to write this column. But this is … Continue reading Ravings of a future stay-at-home dad: White Americans, you have no right to self-pity