Caroline Crowley
Sick of the same boring one liners? We’ve got you covered. Try spicing up your pickup game with these sure fire haikus. No better way to start conversation than a perfect syllable structure.
Hey, you are pretty
I don’t know what to say now
Oops I peed my pants
That guy smells like pee
What is that puddle down there
We should kiss in it
Insert charming phrase
I’m a little shy, *vomits*
Sorry I’ll leave now
Nice looking burger
Are you going to eat that
Oops, thought you said no
Super loud in here
Sorry, what did you just say
I give up this sucks
Hey sexy you cute
I’m so confident right now
Where are you going
Party in my pants
You’re on the VIP list
Works every time