Just days after the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II, Harry Styles was found outside Buckingham palace covered in gore and carrying King Charles’ head on a stick. “He was too weak for the throne, so I took it,” Styles cackled. “I sawed off his old, fragile head. I rule Westeros now. Me! Harry. Fucking. Styles!” … Continue reading Harry Styles kills King Charles, names himself ruler of Westeros