These dragon sightings are getting out of hand. However, what’s even more out of hand are these rising tuition rates for out-of-state students! Here’s a list of all the recent dragon sightings on campus and why nobody will address them.
1. Bascom Hall
Wow, that’s one scary dragon! If only it was as scary as the rising price of my tuition, then it could be perceived as a formidable threat.
2. The Terrace
That dragon is about to eat all of those people! If only their ridiculously high out-of-state tuition prices hadn’t caused everyone to go broke already, then these people would have something to live for.
3. Camp Randall
Uh oh! Here’s another dragon about to eat what those high tuition rates paid for, THE FOOTBALL TEAM! Everybody yell “FUS-RO-DAH” on three, come on student section!
4. Union South
If only this dragon decided to attack the STEM majors before they paid their tuition bills, then maybe someone would be concerned enough to fight this dang thing!
