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This will fix everything: University Health Services to offer new ‘do-it-yourself’ programs

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Letter to the Editor: I can’t stop shitting my pants because of all the dairy on this campus

This is lactose-intolerance erasure

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Recipes for upcoming St. Patrick’s Day celebrations

Oh boy I can't wait for St. Patrick's Day 2019

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Resurgence of ‘he need some milk’ vine boosts milk sales across the state

As milk-chugging reaches record-high levels, sales completely eliminate previous dairy industry downturn

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BREAKING: Sam Has Mentos is at his breaking point

The celebrity life isn't for everyone, Sam Has Mentos said between chomps of his Orange Trident Layers gum

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Didn’t get a press pass to this one but here’s a Spotify playlist of what we missed!

At least we didn't fall asleep at this concert

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I’m the rats editor so I NEVER get to write about capybaras

Buckle in! This one is kind of weird.

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All the way from beautiful Madison, Wisconsin, here’s yet another take on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Despite having our own representatives who are relevant to campus, I'm going to instead talk about AOC. Again.

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Hornibrook decides to stay in Madison, lead cup stacking team

Florida is warm, but it doesn't have a cup stacking team

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Election 2018: Amid expectations of a ‘Blue Wave,’ Wisconsin selects a Democratic ticket

Incumbent Gov. Scott Walker defeated in neck-and-neck race