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PETA on call for inevitable beatdown that will be coming to the Dirty Birds at Vilas Park

Gentle Clowns kind enough to entertain cute registered student organization during annual flag football game

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Dirty Birds will go back to FAKE NEWS after ferocious Gentle Clown victory this Saturday

Expert analysts predict Gentle Clowns will at the very least out-drink the Dirty Birds

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Avian influenza deemed more humane than Dirty Birds’ inevitable beatdown at Vilas Park

No. 1 Badger Herald hosts No. 23 Daily Cardinal in campus battle between premier student newspaper and something else

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Gentle Clowns predicted to send Dirty Birds back to university-subsidized nest in tears

Revamped Herald squad set to hand flapping phonies an 'L' for the second straight year

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Gentle Clowns proclaim dominance over Dirty Bird, anticipate a beating so bad it’ll send Cardinal back to 1892

Herald planning to build on softball victory from spring

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Gentle Clowns crush balls, Dirty Birds’ warped sense of reality

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Dirty Birds, revenge on the menu for Gentle Clowns in annual softball game

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Gentle Clowns’ ban lifted; death imminent for Dirty Birds

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Gentle Clowns to actually play softball against Dirty Birds

There are certain things every college student needs to experience in their time at the University of Wisconsin: skipping class to drink at the

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Clowns plan blackout, beatdown for Dirty Birds

2009 was a fun year. Miley Cyrus was still Hannah Montana. LOLZ. Autotune became cool. Thanks, T-Pain. And the Daily Cardinal Dirty Birds beat