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The downside of Wisconsin sports

Jake Leonard
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I could have taken the high road.

A lot of sports editors choose to go out on a positive note. They’ll write the final columns of their tenures as poignant goodbyes, wrenching readers’ hearts with stories of favored moments, inspirational athletes and moving athletic achievements.

I have to admit that I always enjoy reading those columns. They’re really sweet. And, for a few minutes, I even strongly considered writing one of my own. I was going to get all teary-eyed in print while I drudged up my “10 favorite moments in the past year of Badger athletics.”

But, really, who’s kidding whom? It would’ve been a load of crap. I don’t think that — a mere five days after I wrote a column discussing the virtues of steroid-enhanced athletics — anyone was going to buy that I had suddenly developed some sort of sentimental perspective on the sporting world.

So, as usual, low road it is.

Instead of discussing what’s good about Badger athletics (which, I must say, right now is far easier than usual), I’m going to take a shot at what’s not. Here are the four things that, in my year as a sports editor and three-plus years as a sports writer at UW, have driven me insane — the four worst things about sports at Wisconsin:

4) The swing offense: I’ll admit that a part of me loves the swing offense. It’s the same part of me that would die if the Badgers didn’t put together some sort of NCAA tournament run every March. The swing offense makes sure that UW always has a chance at winning a given game. I can appreciate that.

But, that said, how boring is it to watch the men’s basketball team execute on offense these days? With high-flyers like Alando Tucker running around, it’d be nice to see the Badgers tossing in alley-oop passes NBA Jam-style. It’d be nice to see Kammron Taylor, who Sharif Chambliss says has “one of the quickest first-steps” he’s ever guarded, put that step to use and drive the lane once in a while.

Call me old fashioned, but I like monster dunks, crazy plays and quick penetrations. Would a system better incorporating these crucial portions of basketball be as effective as swinging in for a guard to take an open jump shot or a big man to pound the rock to the glass? I think Florida’s consistently underachieving offense can answer that easily enough. But it’d sure as hell be more fun to watch.

3) Jerry Schumacher: The Wisconsin men’s cross-country team is probably the most consistently impressive team on this campus. Did you know that? Not many do.

The reason is a vast lack of media coverage.

But, as is so rarely the case, that shortcoming is not on our part. I don’t like covering sports I don’t understand, but I obviously like covering teams that rank among the nation’s best. Unfortunately, Coach Schumacher has all but outlawed this with regard to the UW men’s cross-country team. Seems he doesn’t want his athletes distracted during the season.

Did I miss something? Since when did a couple interviews every week turn into such a distraction? It’s not exactly as if cross-country runners have more of their skill linked with confidence (and are, thus, more susceptible to negative articles) than other athletes. If anything, they have far less.

Tell me that John Stocco or Bernd Brückler doesn’t want to read his name in the paper and I’ll understand. Their confidence is crucial to their personal success and thus to the success of their teams. But a nasty article isn’t likely to slow down Simon Bairu.

2) Soccer: It’s not precisely soccer that I dislike. Well, that’s not true. It certainly is soccer that I dislike.

Always has been. The banality of a game designed to thrill its viewers with 0-0 slugfest ties just bothers me a little bit too much to enjoy all the “skill” that everyone keeps telling me is being displayed on the pitch.

But whether the rest of the world somehow finds a way to be entertained by incessant midfield passes or not, I don’t really care much about soccer. The fact is that it just doesn’t really affect me much. The MLS barely ever cracks the first three pages of sports sections, the WUSA is a distant memory and the World Cup, thank God, only invades highlight reels every four years.

The thing that really kills me is that at Wisconsin, a school smack-dab in the middle of America’s heartland, you can watch “the world’s most popular sport” but not America’s pastime. I understand the Title IX drivel that predicates the University of Wisconsin’s lack of baseball, and, while I certainly don’t buy into that, I also don’t see why baseball would be the logical first cut.

Could we not just take all the money and scholarships that UW doles out to its men’s soccer squad and reapportion it to baseball? Not having a team, while fans at every other Big Ten school (yes, even Northwestern) take their baseball-viewing pleasure for granted, is just plain embarrassing.

1) Bo Ryan’s rants: So, Bo, you and your friend from high school used to sneak onto Penn’s campus to shoot late-night hoops? Arthritis can be funny some times? The company that makes buzzers for college hoops is a good stock option to pick up? Diet Coke feels all warm and fuzzy in your stomach?

Didn’t I ask about Alando Tucker’s injury status?

There may not be a better nonsensical tangent monger than the quirky Wisconsin men’s basketball team’s head coach. Bo’s stories are, unwaveringly, hilarious. But I have a feeling he could actually tell us all a bit about something we care about — basketball — if he tried.


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You are a grade-A jackass, Leonard, and I’m glad your done at the Herald. What business is Tuck’s injury to you? Barry Alvarez ducks injury questions more often and in a more terse way. Would you prefer that? There are all sorts of reasons for the coaches to keep quiet about a player’s injury status for medical privacy laws to “gamesmanship”, why would they disregard all ‘em to tell a two-bit “journalist” like yourself what he wants to know about a player’s injury status? Eliminate the mens’ soccer program and bring back baseball? I don’t know where to begin with that idiotic suggestion. Do you even realize that when they decision to cut baseball was made, the soccer team was one of those “teams that rank among the nation's best” that you “obviously like covering” and remained so for years afterwards? Yes, baseball garnered the “America’s pastime” label many many years ago, but which sport is more popular, forget about in the world, but how about the state at the high school and (formerly) collegiate levels? I think the Regents gave you the answer years ago. And yes, Schumacher should listen to you, just like Bo Ryan should. Your coverage would assuredly make his team better and college cross-country running as popular as, well, college baseball in your book. And speaking of Bo Ryan listening to you, keep trying to tell him how to bring excitement or success to a basketball team despite his national championships before coming to UW and his Big Ten titles since. Good riddance, Leonard. Good luck getting a job, much less a job in journalism, now that you’ve done us all the favor of leaving.

Sheez, I’ll try to tiptoe between all the spewage from the last guy’s vent.

I agree with you about the mindless bore that soccer is to competitive sports people. I mean, really, what’s the first thing they do to entertain the retards at recess? They put them in a circle and throw a soccer ball in there. End of conversation.

I’ve had some passing reservations about whether you could make it to the next level of journalism, too, but they have been few, and probably only during writer bloc periods. Hey, good luck man.

I agree that soccer sucks, but Wisconsin hasn’t been much of a baseball state since 1982…or even 1957. Don’t get me wrong; baseball is my favorite professional sport, but it’s hard to look forward to upcoming seasons after the Brewers spend the winter meetings lamenting the price of talent, unreachable for them. However, what I consider to be the perennial downside to Wisconsin sports is Bride’s-maid-itis in the sports that REALLY count. My Alma Mater will NEVER be National Champion in football or men’s hoops, just as my previous Alma Mater, Eau Claire Memorial, will never again be State Champion in either (not that they’ve EVER been in football). Maybe new NCAA Hockey Champion banners will hang at the Kohl, but GREATER honors will always elude the Cardinal and White…and the Purple and White, as well.

I agree with the first poster. Jake is a jackass. Seriously, what kind of moronic asshole puts King Lear references in his columns? And let’s not forget the countless nods to Greek tragedy and mythology to be found in the headlines you’ve written. And “who's kidding whom?” Fucking correct grammar.

Oh, wait, you’re not leaving? What’s that I hear? You’re moving on to be Managing Editor? Oh.

Jake Leonard is a scholar and a gentleman. A prince among theives. His wit and wisdom are only matched by his charm and grace. I only hope to attain such glory when I grow up.

-charles

Great work this semester, Jake. Now you have a semester of sitting across from Daglas to look forward to. Eek.

-BGuks

Another response to the first poster. College baseball is more popular than college soccer. It isn’t even close. Seen that College World Series on ESPN lately? The only college soccer match I saw posted on any ESPN ever was last weekend for the national champisonship.

In high school its about even, no one really shows up for either except parents.

“What business is Tuck’s injury to you?”

What’s of interest to the fans is of interest to us.

And Jake, I hope you do make it to the next level of journalism… I need more references.

-klemz

BBBB - Bring Back Badger Baseball!!!! Yes it is still the National Pastime and a Big Ten University should still have an active baseball team. I love Badger football and hockey and know the money flows through Camp Randall, but baseball is a “Must in Madison”. The Commisionor of baseball in a Wisconsin Alum!

Do you think Barry would like to have signed one of the top 3 high school quarterbacks in Lockport Illinois Jake Christenson? Jake signed with our rival Iowa, who can also offer Jake the chance to continue to pursue college baseball along with a Big Ten football championship!

How many other football/baseball players may have picked another Big Ten school that offers baseball instead of Wisconsin?

If it’s money, let Barry use some of the scholarship money given to 2 sport football and hockey athletes to help rebuild Badger baseball! Oh, I forgot. Then UW needs to add a woman’s sport too! Just drop The Most Boring Sport, Soccor, from the roles and fund Badger baseball.

I love UW but am ashamed to say we don’t have a baseball team. Bring Back Badger Baseball

Wow, that first guy sounded pissed…must have been the UW-soccer coach. Jake, I hate soccer as much as the next guy but to say its low scoring games don’t give you a thrill is rather spurious. Hockey is like soccer with a puck (as far as scoring tallies goes, and with the exceptional checking) yet we as UW students love our hockey. Why? Cause we win. If the soccer team didn’t suck so much and they were a callibur team, I bet you would be singing a different tune. Good article though.

i think that, on a day in which a column appeared in the badger by an editor who has been diagnosed with cancer, it might be nice to all take a step back and look at what sports are. they’re supposed to be fun. they’re supposed to make us laugh and cringe and yell and everything else that’s fun and good. they’re even, as this article made clear, supposed to make us complain (or whine, choose a word). but they’re not supposed to make us hate. entertainment is a distraction from the fact that the world can really suck sometimes. let’s not go using it as an excuse, like mr. psycho-killer from comment 1 did, to mean-spiritedly attack anyone or anything. disagreeing about whether soccer is a good sport or not is fine. disliking each other because we disagree isn’t.

you are pathetic…look at the trends of youth baseball. they are shrinking every year because no one wants to watch a college game. the prime time players would never come to wisconsin. but more then anything you just suck ass. i am so glad that you are done at wisconsin. i agree soccer in america is very weak, but if you have ever stepped out side of the US…you would realize that it is the worlds sport. it is far crazier then nba, nhl or football. the fans and atmosphere is crazy…you cant even put baseball and soccer in the same breath on a world wide scale…eat a dick

uhhh… what?

I’m a little reefed but I found it entertaining trying to figure out what the last guy was saying.

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