#920 Friday, Jun. 14, 2013 @ 10:01pm

ASO to getting your summer shat upon

#919 Friday, Jun. 14, 2013 @ 6:42pm

ASO to the jerk who stole my roommate's bike, who does that?? not cool!!!

#918 Friday, Jun. 14, 2013 @ 3:56am

Aso to liking a girl who likes girls.

#917 Friday, Jun. 14, 2013 @ 2:18am

ASO to "friends". I just want friends. Fake bitches.

#916 Friday, Jun. 14, 2013 @ 1:54am

SO to Emma. You look fat in your new prof pic. Just sayin.

#915 Friday, Jun. 14, 2013 @ 1:36am

SO to the Supreme Court. A victory for boobs today! Seriously, though, it's a big deal.

#914 Thursday, Jun. 13, 2013 @ 9:42pm

SO to reading the Shout Outs all the way from Austin, TX!

#913 Thursday, Jun. 13, 2013 @ 9:24am

ASO to intermittently dozing off while masturbating. Too many needs to fulfill at once...

#912 Thursday, Jun. 13, 2013 @ 4:41am

SO to reading the shoutouts while in Australia! Australian girls got nothing on my Madison babes!!

#911 Wednesday, Jun. 12, 2013 @ 7:02pm

ASO to fat sandwich being gone. I need a fat MILF.

#910 Wednesday, Jun. 12, 2013 @ 2:25pm

SO to morning birthday sex.

#909 Wednesday, Jun. 12, 2013 @ 1:17pm

ASO to the SAE bro who literally wore all the exact same clothes to Grainger the past two days. The frat only give you one uniform or something?

#908 Wednesday, Jun. 12, 2013 @ 1:31am

SummerSO to all boys in Madison. I'm here. I'm single. I'm cute and like to mingle. Get at me!

#907 Tuesday, Jun. 11, 2013 @ 9:40pm

ASO to the cowbell not actually being a legitimate cure for a fever.

#906 Tuesday, Jun. 11, 2013 @ 9:33pm

SO to one of my roommates moving out. Now the fun can begin and the awkwardness be gone.

#905 Tuesday, Jun. 11, 2013 @ 9:08pm

SO to all you fine badger ladies. I love/miss you

#904 Tuesday, Jun. 11, 2013 @ 1:20pm

SO to the great summer internship I got. ASO to having no one to eat lunch with, Steven Glansberg style. DASO to having to chew super quietly at my desk while my coworkers work through lunch. #cantdoit #wontdoit

#903 Tuesday, Jun. 11, 2013 @ 11:42am

SO to J. This week, I'm breaking up with him. It's been a long time coming - things kept getting in the way. Here's to hoping we get together this summer (if you want to, I know it's a little off-limits).

#902 Tuesday, Jun. 11, 2013 @ 9:33am

SO to the girl playing volleyball next to Witte yesterday. Gray leggings. Your body is illegal in some states.

#901 Monday, Jun. 10, 2013 @ 8:57pm

Semi-DesperateSO to my neighbor Isaac, just love me alreadyyyyyyyy

#900 Monday, Jun. 10, 2013 @ 5:21pm

SO to the guy mindlessly biking around town with a ladder...only in Madison!

#899 Monday, Jun. 10, 2013 @ 12:51pm

SO to the fabulous fathers who have raised some mighty fine badger young men! Thank you.

#898 Sunday, Jun. 9, 2013 @ 10:58pm

ASO to people who talk about being in any other place than the place they are currently. Shut the fuck up and move already!

#897 Sunday, Jun. 9, 2013 @ 10:54pm

HMFSO to the Tesla roaming around on the West Side. Elon Musk is a pimp!

#896 Sunday, Jun. 9, 2013 @ 3:46pm

SO to the guy who thought I was Jennifer from his econ class on Friday night. Your drunken self told me "I" never called you for a second date because I didn't like that you support gay marriage. You were funny and cute and I hope you had a great night! RASO to Jennifer - that's a stupid reason not to date someone. You sound like a bitch.

#895 Sunday, Jun. 9, 2013 @ 12:47am

SO to #892. Henry Vilas Zoo, Bernies Beach, James Madison Park, Farmer's Market people watching, Lakeside Cinema, Chazen, MMoCA, bands on the terrace Wednesdays through Saturdays... art and entertainment is around you if you only look!

#894 Saturday, Jun. 8, 2013 @ 10:11am

SO to the amazing alum couple my Wisconsin roommates and I met in South Africa this morning. You two were the greatest and I hope you have an awesome rest of your trip!

#893 Thursday, Jun. 6, 2013 @ 11:45pm

OMGSO to seeing Jacob Pedersen walking around this afternoon holding an adorable baby kitten. Cutest thing I've seen in a long time! My heart just melted.

#892 Thursday, Jun. 6, 2013 @ 11:12pm

ASO to being too poor to experience much of what Madison has to offer this summer.

#891 Thursday, Jun. 6, 2013 @ 5:33pm

ASO to #880 simply for the fact that it did not live up to my expectations after #830.

#890 Thursday, Jun. 6, 2013 @ 2:11pm

ASO to girls that need to be the center of attention. We get it. Now keep your clothes on.

#889 Thursday, Jun. 6, 2013 @ 11:01am

SO to my badger girl who is trying new things, facing challenges, and has even taken on a new summer sport. You rock.

#888 Tuesday, Jun. 4, 2013 @ 8:48pm

ASO to people who start dumpsters on fire. Not cool.

#887 Tuesday, Jun. 4, 2013 @ 7:46pm

SO to making up phrases. (ie: tipsy-logick (verb): to prove something whilst in a state of tipsy-induced euphoria through statements and arguments that lack little proof or sound reasoning) Yah, makes me feel smart without actually being so.

#886 Tuesday, Jun. 4, 2013 @ 7:17pm

SO to the UW Concert Choir. Don't worry guys, not only did we represent the university and country well while singing in France, but we won the race across Tours to be the FIRST IN THE DINNER LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#885 Tuesday, Jun. 4, 2013 @ 2:13pm

ImpatientSO to the guy I've been texting for the last few weeks. We're finally both back in Madison. Ask me out already.

#884 Tuesday, Jun. 4, 2013 @ 1:26pm

ASO to myself for judging people if they're drinking a 20 ounce Pepsi, while eating chocolate covered donuts, AND chips at 9 am.

#883 Tuesday, Jun. 4, 2013 @ 10:22am

SO to all of the kind, caring, amazing, and incredible people in my life who truly never change! You change the world and I love you.

#882 Tuesday, Jun. 4, 2013 @ 10:15am

QSO to Badgers around this summer. What are some good ways to get out and meet people in addition to the bars?

#880 Monday, Jun. 3, 2013 @ 7:03pm

ASO to laundry day...can't watch porn, cause how would i clean up?