393 shout-outs so far this week. Keep ’em coming.

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33. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:50pm:

SO to my roommate for buying me a twelve pack of my favorite beer after a tough two days. I honestly wouldn't have been mad if it was the holiday 11-pack but you saved every last one.

32. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:49pm:

ASO to the passive aggressiveness that is my apartment. stop writing notes to everyone and say it to our faces or we'll just keep doing it, thanks :)

31. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:48pm:

HSO to whoever has sex in the rotunda. That's the next move after behind Lincoln.

30. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:48pm:

SO to everyone thinking my Arnold Palmer bottle is a handle. Oh college, you make me giggle.

29. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:45pm:

ASO to my douche accounting professor who says to "look him up on facebook" on the syllabus and then having multiple photo albums of himself at animae conventions...i no longer feel bad for my grade in your class.

28. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:44pm:

SO to Plan B sponsoring the TV show Bad Girls Club. Really, need I say more?

27. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:44pm:

ASO to my roomates screaming across my apartment about who does kegels more. what. the. fuck. is. my. life.

26. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:43pm:

ASO to the overnighter I pulled causing me to hallucinate I was actually paying attention in class, while I was actually sleeping.

25. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:43pm:

ASO to people who stick gum under tables. wtf are you thinking. ew.

24. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:43pm:

SO to Professor Dykman for explaining that "it's easier to dig a hole than to build a pole."...he was talking about sex change operations

23. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:42pm:

ASO to my roomate for having the stinkiest feet EVER. Dang girl wear some socks with your mocs those things STANK

22. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:42pm:

SO to my roommate for passing out on the couch last night and giving us the opportunity to write 'dick' all over her face. ASO to me having bad hand-writing and you thinking it said something in Chinese

21. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:41pm:

anti shout out to the idiot infront of me at the libray, Although I know all too well the affects your music at full blast is having on your ears and their anatomy, I think you deserve what you're going to get because you're listening to the worst music ever and causing everyone around you to suffer. love, the girl behind you hoping your computer suddenly crashes

20. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:41pm:

SO to whoever drew the gameboy and pokemon battling on the back on a seat in Bascom. The "gotta catch em ALL" always gets me. Thanks for making econ fun!

19. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:40pm:

SO to my girlfriend farting so loud it woke me up this morning!

18. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:36pm:

ASO to Tiger Woods....really dude? One hot chick wasn't enough? Way to go from hero to zero for a semi-attractive and probably STD studded chick you met in a club.

17. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:31pm:

ASO to the girl screaming outside of Memorial Union on Tuesday night. "I'M NOT A FUCKING TODDLER! DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT!" You sure sounded like one, and just because you graduated to using the word 'fuck' doesn't make you any less of a baby.

16. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:31pm:

SO to the guy with the truck that has his girlfriend's name on the back window, either your really in love with her or your really whippped!

15. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:30pm:

ASO to being a Sconnie and buying a North Face jacket. DASO to the horrible guilty feeling that I have while wearing it. SO to it being warm as hell!

14. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:29pm:

ASO to morals. I thought, as a guy, I wasn't supposed to have them. Sometimes I'd like to just have meaningless sex without the desire for a relationship getting in the way. This just shouldn't happen.

13. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:29pm:

ASO to the voices inside of my head.

12. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:29pm:

ASO to the HELP button on learn@uw for not helping me write a paper. If only you were the EASY button.

11. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:29pm:

SO to my 5 friends and I doing the Oompa Loompa dance after our physics midterm, classic.

10. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:28pm:

ASO to any website that doesn't pull anything up when you search it, but asks "did you mean" to spell your word differently. When you concede, just for the sake of argument, and spell it their way...it still doesn't pull anything up! Why'd you even ask me, then?

9. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:27pm:

ASO to having my roommate change my facebook password so i can't go on it until next week sometime. DASO to thinking i would get a lot done in the next week, and instead just spending endless amounts of hours looking at these. i love you BH, but you do me no good!

8. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:27pm:

SO to realizing i'm a cougar. I didn't think three years qualified but i'm afraid it's happened too many times now to call it anything else. bring it on 19 year olds.

7. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:26pm:

SO to meeting a girl who believes in true love because of me. ASO to it taking a whole undergraduate career to get the courage to properly ask her to be my girlfriend.

6. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:26pm:

Simultaneous SO and ASO to taking 3 poops in 24 hours. SO to my bowels for getting it done and emptying me of fat from Thanksgiving. ASO to my bowels for stinking up campus bathrooms. Sorry.

5. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:26pm:

SO to putting on my winter jacket for the first time since last year and finding four Reeces and a Dotty's receipt buried in the pockets. DSO/ASO to me for considering eating the Reeces and now having a craving for Dotty's. TSO to reminding myself I'm a fat kid and I love it

4. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:25pm:

SO to a group in my class presenting a book called "How to Get Laid". DSO to my ta for bursting out "oh c'mon, everybody likes to get laid" when one kid said it was inappropriate.

3. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:24pm:

ASO being falsely labled as a hestitant and scared love cynic because I won't ask out a guy with a long-term girlfriend with whom I've put my interest on a silver platter for months - does the obvious really need to be pointed out here?

2. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:24pm:

ASO to the couple in the hallway of Van Vleck this afternoon who had a opened condom wrapper in their hands...really?? Can't you find somewhere else to discuss this?

1. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 1:23pm:

2nd annual shoutout to the Hanson Christmas CD. I've been waiting all year for you...

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