#728 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 10:25pm

SO to whoever found a Samsung Galaxy S3 on 5/16/13 on State Street. I will buy you a case of your drink of choice if you turn it in to UWPD.

#729 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 9:26pm

HASO to the assholes on the 420 W Gorham penthouse blasting music off their balcony. Some of us still have (7:45am) finals tomorrow! Suck a dick!

#727 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 6:29pm

HMFSO to summer! ASO to me for taking a summer class

#726 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 6:24pm

SO to #692. Me, too! WTF. Solidarity for stress-related fuckery?

#725 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 6:20pm

SO to #716 I'll be at the Piano Bar tonight!

#724 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 5:41pm

SO #704 you should be thanking them for getting you used to the real world of teaching. Isn't that about when most teachers start their day?

#723 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 3:53pm

SO to the cute girl with the nose piercing who complimented my Are You Afraid of the Dark? shirt. I wish I wouldn't have been on my way to a final, so I could have talked to you more.

#722 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 3:07pm

ASO to roommates who play the "i'll see how long it will take someone else to do it " game with the trash. IT'S DISGUSTING. DASO to feeling like I end up taking it out EVERY TIME. but HSO to not living with said roommates next year. BOUT TIME.

#721 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 3:04pm

ASO to easily getting an A in the class I decided to take pass/fail. WHAT WAS I THINKING

#720 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 2:50pm

SO to #692. At least you HAVE a dishwasher. Try living in an apartment without one and with roommates who apparently have no idea what a sponge is.

#719 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 2:17pm

SO to the guy who picked up the pin that fell off my backpack for me. Thank you! People like you are very appreciated

#718 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 9:00am

ASO to the girl that called me "anal" for not letting her in the back exit door of the library last night. Sorry if I'm more interested in keeping my fellow hard-at-work badgers safe from randos than saving you the 30 steps to the front door.

#717 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 8:48am

SO to #687 I also come from a family with alcoholics. I don't get into details with people, but I just say that alcoholism is a bit of a family trend so I try to keep my distance. I've never had any issues with saying that and people generally just take that and respect it. Stay strong!

#716 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 8:47am

SO to 691. At what bars can I find girls that appreciate just regular WI guys rather than salmon wearing, bro KK types?

#715 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 3:25am

HMFASO to the two drunk douchebags who just tried to hit on me in the quiet section of the library. I don't even know you, and I AM WRITING A PAPER. Bad enough I'm not drinking like the rest of madison tonight, no need to remind me.

#714 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 2:48am

ASP to #692. Maybe they didn't. Be grateful, the end.

#713 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 2:45am

ASO to me falling for my hookup buddy. I fucking knew this would happen. DASO to him leaving this summer. Madison will miss you, you sexy sexxxy bro.

#712 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 2:44am

HASO to the closing of Brats tonight. Not only did you interrupt the climax of a huge song, but that dumb bitch was fucking blaring that horn non-stop while we were all helplessly stuck upstairs trying to go downstairs. And on top of that, your employees were profusely yelling at the people who were trying to go downstairs but were stuck in standstill traffic. Normally I love this place and it closes down smoothly on Thursdays, but your bitch-assness tonight deserved those glasses people were breaking.

#711 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 12:28am

SO to #691. I LOVE IT! So adorable.

#710 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 11:41pm

ASO to the person who stole by bike light, while it was parked on State Street on the 100 block. I don't like you and I will never like you.

#709 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 11:22pm

SO to #687. Good on you for resisting the pressure. Just say you don't like to drink and if they press say it's none of their business, because really it's not. Signed, a fellow Badger who just hates the feeling of being drunk. ASO to people who act like another person's not drinking somehow ruins their fun.

#708 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 10:25pm

LOLSO to #631. This is coming from someone who needs to post their bra size in the shoutouts to feel adequate... yeah.

#707 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 10:16pm

SO to the beautiful owl just chilling on my balcony right now. You even let me take pictures of you like you were a model...you are welcome here anytime :)

#706 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 10:02pm

SO to new guys. They're like buying new clothes, they just make you feel so good! DSO to the fact that in 24 hours he's been better to me in serveral ways than my 2 year undefined "relationship" has been. I deserve to feel like this every day.

#705 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 10:02pm

ASO to my neighbors for singing JT's Pusher Love Girl right now. Your horrible voices are totally ruining it. I know you would like to be able to sing that high...but I think the only thing that would really help would be a kick in the balls. I would be happy to help with that, but unfortunately I am studying for a final...so just shut up.

#704 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 8:52pm

HMFASO to the School of Education for changing our schedule to 7:30 AM classes everyday next semester and all day Friday class. You're literally the WORST.

#703 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 8:49pm

SO to #687. My dad is an alcoholic and I still drink. Honestly, just be conscious of it and don't make an association with alcohol and feeling depressed or extremely joyous. Have one drink but limit it. Don't feel pressure from anyone. Being afraid is good, but don't let it stop you.

#702 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 8:27pm

SO to #687. I feel you. You could always just say it's for personal reasons and if someone asks for details just say you would rather not talk about it. Stay strong.

#701 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 8:11pm

SO to my girlfriend for really turning my college experience around my senior year and making it AMAZING. DSO for us graduating. I couldn't be prouder of our accomplishments. ASO to having to spend some time apart now. We have way too much fun to let distance get us down!

#700 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 8:10pm

SO #644 not sure if you are trying to convince Madison at large, your friends who judge you , or yourself about your sexuality. Good luck with that

#699 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 8:09pm

HMFSO to Professor Martin and his accent. It made learning about the weather, so much more interesting....

#698 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 7:57pm

SO to 687. I come from a line of alcoholics (though the parent from the line never let it get out of control). If you want to try drinking, just follow these rules: never drink alone (unless it's one beer after a long day, that's my personal exception), "experiment" and find out what your limit is before the diminishing returns occur, and try lower alcohol content drinks so you can more easily control your intake.

#697 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 7:53pm

SO #687 Whatever your reason for not drinking, it is coooool. You don't have to explain yourself until you want to. Just be you. If Angilina Jolie can handle a double mastectome and ovary removal, you can do this!! Be strong.

#696 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 7:35pm

SO to 687. I have an alcoholic parent too. I still get really anxious whenever my friends want to drink. Try weed. It calms you down

#695 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 7:16pm

SO to writing a paper while wearing my graduation cap for motivation. It worked.

#694 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 7:15pm

SO to you, #687, for not taking the risk. I don't drink because I don't want to. That's both my personal reason and the only reason you should have to say. Friends shouldn't pressure you into drinking, and you shouldn't drink if you don't want to.

#693 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 7:11pm

ASO to getting shingles. Although I am a senior, I thought only the other kind of seniors got this shit. WTF

#692 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 12:04pm

ASO to roommates who, as grown adults, still don't know how to load a dishwasher. DID YOUR PARENTS TEACH YOU NOTHING???

#691 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 12:03pm

ASO to this prep-bro look going around campus. No I don't like you salmon shorts/tucked in dress shirt/boat shoes combo. Good on you for making an effort, but UGH.

#690 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 8:24am

SO to the SOC. Good luck on exams.