416 shout-outs so far this week. Keep ’em coming.

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96. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 11:30pm:

ASO to Wisconsin Students in the Student Section with Duke gear on. Shame on You! You should suspend yourself from the university.

95. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 11:14pm:

SO to the smoking hot woman in the yellow top sitting front row to the left of the student section at the game. We all thought you were Erin Andrews. Please come back to every game.

94. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 11:08pm:

Shout out to the Duke fan who with 3.5 seconds left in the basketball game turned to me and said "if Duke wins, you have to go out on a date with me tonight." I hope that you can keep your head held high after two embarrassing losses this week!

93. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:55pm:

ASO to asking my bf for aspirin bc my arm hurts from my flu shot only to have him assume I had cramps bc as he got it he mumbled 'guess I'm not gettin' lucky this week'

92. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:42pm:

SO to sitting outside State St. Brats to watch the last ten seconds of the Wisconsin Duke game with homeless men and drunk frat boys, and DSO to having 2 cops come up and say "Jesus, we better beat these fuckers...hey I'm an alumni too!"

91. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:42pm:

Huge ASO to realizing that I screwed over the perfect girl. I am still madly in love with you.... I'm sorry.

90. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:41pm:

SO to Scott Van Pelt on ESPN for referencing "Mad Town" and calling it America's best college town. You will have a sandwich named after you. And it will be called the Scott Van Melt. SO to who ever understands my reference.

89. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:35pm:

SO to my boys beating DUKE! That was the biggest turn on I've had all year, I now know what I will be masturbating to for the rest of the season... Trevon nailing those 3s.

88. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:33pm:

SO to the sexy, scruffy man in my history 101 class who smiled at me on his moped. Let's bang in the wilderness just like Clark and Sacajawea did.

87. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:30pm:

SO TO HUGHES, THANKS FOR GIVING THE BADGERS SOMETHING AMAZING. DUCK FUKE.

86. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:27pm:

Shoutout to Bucky for beating those preening, cardigan wearing, every call getting motheruckers.

85. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:24pm:

HUGE SO to Scott Van Pelt for calling Madison the best college town in America after the big badgers win against DUKE. LETS GO RED! LETS GO RED!

84. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:05pm:

ASO to the fucking bat that got into my apartment even though it's like a fucking fortress. SO to not getting bit.

83. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 9:55pm:

SO to sliced bread. What makes you so great anyways?

82. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 9:40pm:

ASO to the boys in my engineering classes, you were all seriously impressed my calculator that can convert units... Redirect that affection to us girls and you may get somewhere.

81. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 9:32pm:

HASO to my ex who suddenly untagged himself from all pics which i'm also in. Most of which were ones from before we were a thing. ASO to me for noticing, of course I wasn't trying to find pics of your new gf to trash, i swear. I really have the urge to inform you that i've got a new man too, too bad he doesnt have a facebook.

80. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 9:29pm:

SO to meeting a total of two guys while I've been here at UW that I am 99% sure are perfect for me. ASO to them both having girlfriends. In addition, ASO to #1 for never calling me about that zoo study date you asked for. and ASO to myself for not making a move on #2 at my apartment after Lollapalooza, I wanted to. This is sounding more and more like a second chance. and finally, SO to likely becoming a cat lady .. meeeoww

79. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 8:45pm:

SO to looking up dicksucking techniques online so I can show the guy I am trying to get to be my boyfriend a few new tricks. ASO to him dicking me around for weeks on end so we haven't been able to hook up in awhile. Please don't get too drunk this weekend so we can get it on.

78. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 8:37pm:

HASO to the girl talking on her phone on the quiet floor of Steenbock. Can't you read the signs saying use the stairway. Also putting a book in front of your face doesn't do anything besides make you look more idiotic. WE CAN STILL HEAR YOUR DUMB CONVERSATION!!!

77. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 8:21pm:

ASO to 40, the article was talking about the excuses that students who are failing come up with to not have to take finals, i hope that you realize this

76. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 7:17pm:

ASO to the realization that every single woman I have dated has been completely insane. I'm not sure it if counts as a fetish or says something about the quality of women willing to date me.

75. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 7:08pm:

SO to the line for the duke basketball game which was at the front of the SERF a hour and a half before gametime. ASO to me not being in it.

74. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 7:03pm:

SO/ASO to the combination of Adderall, Mojo, and College Library. You are the procrastination triple crown.

73. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 6:28pm:

SO to the three guys who just suffered with me in the WORST econ review session in the history of review sessions. I'm really sorry, but I genuinely had to leave early, otherwise I would have stayed just for the camaraderie. This especially goes out to you, guy with crutches, if you ever see me in lecture feel free to sit next to me anytime!

72. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 6:19pm:

ASO to my ex who cheated on me with the girl ( now your girlfriend) you considered a "sister". Hope you like your basically incest relationship.

71. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 6:19pm:

ASO to accidently texting my ex-boyfriend "you are such an assistant" instead of "you are such an ass." F you T-9.

70. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 6:01pm:

SO to the person who taped Dr. Seuss quotes randomly around Bascom. you made my day!

69. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 5:24pm:

SO to the blonde in teal running at the Shell Monday night. I couldn't take my eyes off your bangin ass

68. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 5:10pm:

SO to officially having a girl crush on Elin Nordegren. Not only is she super gorgeous, but she doesn't take shit from the hubs. DSO to the proof: http://www.celebuzz.com/tigers-wife-was-pissed-g159761/

67. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 4:47pm:

SO to the guy in Marketing today who came to class with his face painted and Game Bibs on. I love it. You sir, are definitely ready to rock the front row of the Kohl Center tonight!! GO BADGERS!!

66. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 4:33pm:

SO to my man tiger woods. cheating on your unbelievably hot swedish supermodel wife? how hot was this chick? does she even exist? ASO to him wrecking his car like a dumbass at 2:30 in the morning.

65. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 4:30pm:

ASO to my girlfriend for calling me a chauvinist one minute and then telling me that she needed a man who objectified her more. WTF?

64. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 4:19pm:

ASO to the guy in my PE lecture right now who has been violently doing the knee/leg shaking thing for a solid half hour. You are shaking a a whole two rows of seats and driving me nuts. Ima smacku.

63. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 4:15pm:

SO to my professor for talking about "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" by The Smiths, romance, and rough sex all in one lecture... and relating it all back to Hinduism. Well played, sir.

62. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 4:04pm:

Shout out to our neighbor on Henry St. who didn't understand that when it's dark outside, and you have your light on in your bedroom while you're sitting on your futon with no pants on, a laptop on your stomach, and your dick in your hand, the girls next door smoking cigarettes on their fire escape could very easily see you jerkin' it. Please, spare us and close your blinds.

61. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 4:00pm:

HSO to whoever finds my blackberry.. it has a turquoise case--please call martha or alyssa p if you find it! i will pay you... SERIOUSLY

60. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 3:56pm:

SO to the (assumedly) coastie girl crossing Park; you were sooo color-coordinated! Your face, hair and North Face parka all fell within three shades of burnt sienna; I had to stifle a guffaw.

59. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 3:46pm:

SO to getting to class and our teacher passing out large pieces of paper. Instructions? Draw the neighborhood where you grew up. NBD that we're behind roughly 3 1/2 weeks due to her being sick and taking furlough days. I love college!

58. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 3:22pm:

SO to Professor Coleman for admitting he cried during Love Actually over Thanksgiving Break...you are a true man.

57. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 3:06pm:

SO to the firetruck/EMT's on bascom. you nearly ran a guy over on his moped when he was solely trying to get out of your way, continue driving, and then slowly get out of your truck at the top of bascom. DSO (or quite possible, DASO) to the fireman who stopped to tie his shoe on his way into the "emergency."

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