393 shout-outs so far this week. Keep ’em coming.

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113. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 11:33am:

ASO to having to break it to my mother that her cold sores means she has oral herpes.

112. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 10:49am:

SO to trevon hughes. you are one sexy, sexy man. you can score on me anytime.

111. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 10:25am:

ASO to my roommates for having sex this morning, I heard what sounded like crying so I was going to come check and make sure everything was okay. Then I heard the sound of skin slapping and realized that those cries were moans. DASO for rubbing in that I can only get sex from my ex

110. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 9:54am:

ASO to the girl in my ILS 203 lecture, saying "What is WRONG with Wisconsin, it's frickin' snowing!" Seriously? It's December. In Wisconsin. And snow is awesome.

109. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 9:04am:

SO to the Badger basketball being the sole reason why I will forever be a jersey chaser.

108. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 8:21am:

ASO to all the needy U of Minnesota guys. You make it sooo difficult to find a guy who just wants to have a good time. DSO tho to all the Wisconsin guys. You make up for everything that Minnesota guys lack. Plus you are wayy more fun to fool around with!

107. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 7:38am:

SO to isa. We told you we think you should blackout more, and you accepted the challenge. See you friday, when you won't remember it.

106. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 3:32am:

SO to the only O Chem information I find relevant is that you can buy pure ethanol (alcohol=200 proof). For $20 a gallon. Whaaaaat up...I hope you can help me after I get gang-banged by my exam, and it's friends, tomorrow

105. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 2:50am:

SO to my grandpa for finally giving me his approval for going to Madison because we beat Duke! I'm glad my 3.8 GPA in Biochemistry wasn't satisfactory, but I'd have to agree beating Duke...freaking sweet!

104. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 2:46am:

SO to the woman at the game tonight who for 2 minutes, was trying to call in for a clean up... for a little nacho cheese. Section 116, row HH. I repeat, section 116, row HH. Emergency nacho spill cleanup. ON WISCONSIN!

103. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 1:19am:

SO to the girls that live below us. We were wondering, why do you always pound on your ceiling so late at night? We can barely hear our music over the all of the banging! ASO to having to turn our music up.

102. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 12:47am:

ASO to my body trying to kill me at the library today. I literally sat in the bathroom at hcw vomiting my life out for 45 mins. I guess those papers are NOT going to get done.

101. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 12:45am:

HSO (H is for Holiday!) to #50 FROM the elves of Sellery 3B (specifically the taller one). We elves recieve MANY Holiday gift wishes, so you'll have to write a letter to me/Santa detailing the exact articles of clothing and your desired section for the tickets. Happy Holidays! *<I:)

100. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 12:15am:

SO to nerdy, socially awkward, uncoordinated, super-smart boys. You are adorable and I'd choose you over the thousands of wannabe jocks/hipsters at this school any day.

99. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 12:14am:

SO to the badgers beating the Dookies (that's right the poo) at Bball tonight! This is why I go here, for moments like this! ASO to running out of beer before I could shotgun one to celebrate!

98. Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009 @ 12:00am:

SO to the girl in my Chem lab with the leggings and the huge, nice ass. No wonder labs are 3 hours long! I spent the first 2 starring at that ass.

97. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 11:47pm:

ASO to liking the one guy who treats me like shit, and constantly comparing all the other ones to him. UGHHHHHHHH... SO to planning on hooking up with one of his friends. hollaa..

96. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 11:30pm:

ASO to Wisconsin Students in the Student Section with Duke gear on. Shame on You! You should suspend yourself from the university.

95. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 11:14pm:

SO to the smoking hot woman in the yellow top sitting front row to the left of the student section at the game. We all thought you were Erin Andrews. Please come back to every game.

94. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 11:08pm:

Shout out to the Duke fan who with 3.5 seconds left in the basketball game turned to me and said "if Duke wins, you have to go out on a date with me tonight." I hope that you can keep your head held high after two embarrassing losses this week!

93. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:55pm:

ASO to asking my bf for aspirin bc my arm hurts from my flu shot only to have him assume I had cramps bc as he got it he mumbled 'guess I'm not gettin' lucky this week'

92. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:42pm:

SO to sitting outside State St. Brats to watch the last ten seconds of the Wisconsin Duke game with homeless men and drunk frat boys, and DSO to having 2 cops come up and say "Jesus, we better beat these fuckers...hey I'm an alumni too!"

91. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:42pm:

Huge ASO to realizing that I screwed over the perfect girl. I am still madly in love with you.... I'm sorry.

90. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:41pm:

SO to Scott Van Pelt on ESPN for referencing "Mad Town" and calling it America's best college town. You will have a sandwich named after you. And it will be called the Scott Van Melt. SO to who ever understands my reference.

89. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:35pm:

SO to my boys beating DUKE! That was the biggest turn on I've had all year, I now know what I will be masturbating to for the rest of the season... Trevon nailing those 3s.

88. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:33pm:

SO to the sexy, scruffy man in my history 101 class who smiled at me on his moped. Let's bang in the wilderness just like Clark and Sacajawea did.

87. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:30pm:

SO TO HUGHES, THANKS FOR GIVING THE BADGERS SOMETHING AMAZING. DUCK FUKE.

86. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:27pm:

Shoutout to Bucky for beating those preening, cardigan wearing, every call getting motheruckers.

85. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:24pm:

HUGE SO to Scott Van Pelt for calling Madison the best college town in America after the big badgers win against DUKE. LETS GO RED! LETS GO RED!

84. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 10:05pm:

ASO to the fucking bat that got into my apartment even though it's like a fucking fortress. SO to not getting bit.

83. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 9:55pm:

SO to sliced bread. What makes you so great anyways?

82. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 9:40pm:

ASO to the boys in my engineering classes, you were all seriously impressed my calculator that can convert units... Redirect that affection to us girls and you may get somewhere.

81. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 9:32pm:

HASO to my ex who suddenly untagged himself from all pics which i'm also in. Most of which were ones from before we were a thing. ASO to me for noticing, of course I wasn't trying to find pics of your new gf to trash, i swear. I really have the urge to inform you that i've got a new man too, too bad he doesnt have a facebook.

80. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 9:29pm:

SO to meeting a total of two guys while I've been here at UW that I am 99% sure are perfect for me. ASO to them both having girlfriends. In addition, ASO to #1 for never calling me about that zoo study date you asked for. and ASO to myself for not making a move on #2 at my apartment after Lollapalooza, I wanted to. This is sounding more and more like a second chance. and finally, SO to likely becoming a cat lady .. meeeoww

79. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 8:45pm:

SO to looking up dicksucking techniques online so I can show the guy I am trying to get to be my boyfriend a few new tricks. ASO to him dicking me around for weeks on end so we haven't been able to hook up in awhile. Please don't get too drunk this weekend so we can get it on.

78. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 8:37pm:

HASO to the girl talking on her phone on the quiet floor of Steenbock. Can't you read the signs saying use the stairway. Also putting a book in front of your face doesn't do anything besides make you look more idiotic. WE CAN STILL HEAR YOUR DUMB CONVERSATION!!!

77. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 8:21pm:

ASO to 40, the article was talking about the excuses that students who are failing come up with to not have to take finals, i hope that you realize this

76. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 7:17pm:

ASO to the realization that every single woman I have dated has been completely insane. I'm not sure it if counts as a fetish or says something about the quality of women willing to date me.

75. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 7:08pm:

SO to the line for the duke basketball game which was at the front of the SERF a hour and a half before gametime. ASO to me not being in it.

74. Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 @ 7:03pm:

SO/ASO to the combination of Adderall, Mojo, and College Library. You are the procrastination triple crown.

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