This Week’s Shout-Outs

393 shout-outs so far this week. Keep ’em coming.

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ASO to people who write giant "_____ Hearts _____" in the snow. I was looking forward to seeing the practice field in all its snowy glory. Now I just hate the both of you.

SO to sellery 3B for decorating their den with fake stuffed people and having a sweet dvd of fire playing yesterday, ontop of having their lobby and halls looking completely epic for the holidays. Coming from a person on a floor who didn't decorate for the contest, ya'll should have won hands down

ASO to #138 the show, "the Jersey shore" is about guidos who come from STATEN ISLAND to live in a summer house in a trashy part of NJ. i can personally PROMISE you that not one single person, or coastie for that matter, is from either staten island, OR the trashy part of new jersey. STOP HATING.

ASO to Brother's, next time you tell us to bring our passports to get in, you better apply the same policy to other international students as well, not just a select few. Who carries their passports with them anyway?? Haven't you ever traveled abroad? IT'S NOT SAFE TO CARRY IT AROUND ESPECIALLY A BAR! It's not like we were trying to get in with int'l student IDs, we were using federal issued IDs from our countries, assholes.

ASO to the boys of Selery 9A. You all either have girlfriends that dont go here or are hung up on someone back home. We just want to have some good old flirty fun...

ASO to the kid in Memorial computer lab attempting to suck his lips through his nose. I know it's cold, but seriously GET A KLEENEX. Love, the girl studying hematology.

SO to Gabriel who lost his keys on the corner of Mills & Spring-I brought them into the JSM office.

SO to 158... I will let you touch my dreads, come to the steez last day of class moustache bash at the high noon, you will be in heaven... ASO to all the nasty dreadies giving all the clean dreadies a bad name.

ASO to barely not getting any from my bf. ASO to knowing that he wants me to jump him but I just don't want to because its not hot to me. SO to him jumping me which is super hot.

SO to #165. Not sure where you're from but here in da snowy state of wisconsin using an umbrella to shield yourself from snow flurries is pretty silly. Wear a hat or rock a ski mask. Just MAN UP

ASO to the jerk using 'my phone died' as an excuse - here's a tip: if you're going to lie, get new material. That's what you used to say when you were too busy texting or making out with someone else.

SO to the snow at least making our 20 hours of darkness each day a little brighter, and less depressing.

SO to the girl who just threw up in the bathroom stall next to me in the Chem building. Although your retching sounded miserable, i was still jealous that you must have been out all night while i was studying my life away.

SO to people who create a hay bale trap for their farmers in Farmville. Its so nice to not have to wander all over your farm when I go to fertilize your crops.

SO to my bf for graduating in a couple of weeks and hoping he will propose to me so we can make babies..i hope this doesn't freak you out.

ASO to the MTV's Jersey Shore. The coasties really need to spend time looking at themselves on TV. Don't they spend enough time doing that in the windows of Urban Outfitters.

SO to the two hungarian homeless brothers who just found out they inherited billions from a long-lost grandma. Especially their quote about being lonely cave dwellers: "“If this all works out it will certainly make up for the life we have had until now — all we really had was each other — no women would look at us living in a cave,†http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34264774/ns/world_news-wonderful_world/?GT1=43001

SO to night shift at College lib. It's a GREAT job. ASO to getting sassed by people who forget their IDs. Seriously, i'm just doing my job. If you're nice to me, i'll be nice to you. But if you give me attitude, you're not getting into my library.

SO to getting married - thank you Madison for one amazing man!

Parental Shout-Out to my mom for asking me if I am interested in dating any girls in my class. I'm a TA. And yes, I am.

SO to the guy who wiped out hard enough to break the seat off his bike on thursday. You were kind of out in the open but I feel like only me and one other guy saw you. It was epic

SO to the blonde Bud Light rep at the nitty last night. I was giving you a hard time cus I wanted you to really sell me your product, and you did good. ASO to me for not being a bud guy, but TASO to the drunk guy that ruined our informative conversation. Hopefully I see you at the bars so I can actually buy a budlight wheat

SO to the cutie who i had amazingly great eye sex with today whilst crossing the street by walgreens and sellery. let's get it on. love, the girl in pigtails.

DSO to the couple going at it in apartment 803 at the Embassy. After your first 40 minute session, I thought you were calling it a night. I was wrong.

SO to the cute blonde girl who works as a cashier at the Capital Cafe in Grainger. I've been working up the nerve to ask you out all semester. ASO to I overpaying for the tiniest sandwich on a daily basis so I can check out with you... and check you out.

SO to the I-Tune libraries named "I love Snuggies" and "I hate Snuggies" at College tonight. In the heated argument about Snuggies, I must say I'm on the hate...only because they had better music. And by better I mean Christmas music.

SO to the Jersey Shore. When you name a show Jersey Shore, there are many of us that get big expectations, MTV. When we hear that an Italian-American Association has an issue with the depiction of the characters, we get more excited still. HSO to you coming through in ways that I couldn't imagine. A inter-roommate bizarre hook-up triangle on day one mixed with a girl who cant work past seven to go out at eleven? I love this "situation".

(A)SO to all the great hype I hear about the weirdos, streakers and such that only exist for those up late enough at college library...I've been here till 4am every night since Sunday, and all I've seen is a damn teletubby running laps and an older lady pushing garbage bags around...WHERE'S ALL THE WEIRD SHIT? I'M WAITING!

SO to wondering if it's acceptable to use an umbrella when it's snowing... I want to keep that shit off me

Shout Out to all of the girls in Grainger that don't really understand what "business professional" means. Example: A slit in a skirt that comes all the way to your butt crack: never ok. Advice: If you can't walk in heels, don't wear them. Newsflash: Chunky heeled patent leather platform heels from Payless are never going to get you the job.

ASO to the douchebag hipsters in my geography discussion that ripped on the BH for their front page photo of Jon Leuer saying "Oh, its not like we don't glorify athletes enough as it is." Not everyone finds ASM as exciting as you do. Get a life and have some school pride.

ASO to shaving for the first time in 2 weeks and having a booty call not follow through. SO to going home with someone else that night. DSO to the booty call following through the next afternoon.

SO to the Autocite option on EasyBib.com, it makes writing a last-minute marketing paper that much more bearable.

SO to when asked what I'm going to do when I've graduate in three weeks, responding "IM GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!!" and not joking.

aso to getting married =( too late to turn back now... oh well

SO to all the girls and guys with dreadlocks on campus. i would do any of you just to touch your lovely locks.

ASO to Walgreen's for putting this AD over their loudspeaker for some foot lotion: attention Walgreen's customers, are your feet so dry and jagged that they could pop a balloon? ...just the image I want to imagine while i'm shopping for food!

shout out to Chelsea Handler. You are a badass and I wish I were as cool as you.

SO to 113. Either I'm the girl you're semi-stalking, or there is more than one of you. And yes, I've noticed the staring and the waiting for me outside of class so you can follow me half-way home. Saying "Hi" might have been a better way to get my attention...just saying.

SO to the cute guy in my ice skating class who likes to show off his hockey skills. I'm sorry you never got your chance to check anyone (i.e. me) into the boards.P.S. I'm glad you shaved your beard.

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