#744 Sunday, May. 19, 2013 @ 9:25am
SO to sex on the first day of summer. SO to more of this!
#743 Sunday, May. 19, 2013 @ 7:27am
SO to Anders Holm and his entertaining commencement address; thank God my grandma was too frail to hear you talk about writing fart jokes and the Badger Grandmas who pioneered the Walk of Shame 50-60 years ago.
#742 Sunday, May. 19, 2013 @ 7:24am
#741 Sunday, May. 19, 2013 @ 12:04am
HASO to seeing the girl you want holding hands with another guy. FML
#740 Saturday, May. 18, 2013 @ 5:55pm
Help Me Please SO: I'm surrounded by idiots!
#739 Saturday, May. 18, 2013 @ 5:11pm
SO to whoever lost a Vera Bradley wallet at Brats last night. We left it with the DJ!
#738 Saturday, May. 18, 2013 @ 3:25pm
SO to Dancing Dan. Saw him at Brats the other night, have come to the conclusion that he is just a man who feels the music and isn't afraid to show it. Now if I could figure out his actual name...
#737 Saturday, May. 18, 2013 @ 3:23pm
SO to salmon shorts. I feel like they've been getting a lot of hate lately, and I just wanna say that there are tons of girls out there that really dig that look
#736 Saturday, May. 18, 2013 @ 3:09pm
SO to the random lady who found me a short, straight stick to take to graduation. My Gryffindor costume would have been incomplete without it.
#735 Saturday, May. 18, 2013 @ 11:10am
ASO to you. I haven't seen you since we studied abroad two years ago when I was super into you. Then I see you out last night and all those feelings just come right back, but you're always dating someone else. Just bums me out.
#734 Saturday, May. 18, 2013 @ 11:06am
HMFASO to people who "just use the bathroom" at Ian's. You're cutting the line. Everyone knows you're cutting the line, and everyone thinks you're massive douchebags. Just stand in line like everyone else. Question SO to the guy last night who ran out of the line at Ian's after a chick who had skipped flipped the bird at the line (fuck her btw). What happened?? Hope there wasn't any trouble.
#732 Saturday, May. 18, 2013 @ 3:02am
Sometimes life sucks ASO to falling for one of my best friends. It's not a place I can go. But dammit, I want him.
#731 Saturday, May. 18, 2013 @ 1:16am
ASO/SO to pulling an all-nighter in College on my last paper ever -- for the first time in four years.
#730 Saturday, May. 18, 2013 @ 1:14am
SO to summer in Madison this summer. This is gonna be fucking awesome!!
#728 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 10:25pm
SO to whoever found a Samsung Galaxy S3 on 5/16/13 on State Street. I will buy you a case of your drink of choice if you turn it in to UWPD.
#729 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 9:26pm
HASO to the assholes on the 420 W Gorham penthouse blasting music off their balcony. Some of us still have (7:45am) finals tomorrow! Suck a dick!
#727 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 6:29pm
HMFSO to summer! ASO to me for taking a summer class
#726 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 6:24pm
SO to #692. Me, too! WTF. Solidarity for stress-related fuckery?
#724 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 5:41pm
SO #704 you should be thanking them for getting you used to the real world of teaching. Isn't that about when most teachers start their day?
#723 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 3:53pm
SO to the cute girl with the nose piercing who complimented my Are You Afraid of the Dark? shirt. I wish I wouldn't have been on my way to a final, so I could have talked to you more.
#722 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 3:07pm
ASO to roommates who play the "i'll see how long it will take someone else to do it " game with the trash. IT'S DISGUSTING. DASO to feeling like I end up taking it out EVERY TIME. but HSO to not living with said roommates next year. BOUT TIME.
#721 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 3:04pm
ASO to easily getting an A in the class I decided to take pass/fail. WHAT WAS I THINKING
#720 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 2:50pm
SO to #692. At least you HAVE a dishwasher. Try living in an apartment without one and with roommates who apparently have no idea what a sponge is.
#719 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 2:17pm
SO to the guy who picked up the pin that fell off my backpack for me. Thank you! People like you are very appreciated
#718 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 9:00am
ASO to the girl that called me "anal" for not letting her in the back exit door of the library last night. Sorry if I'm more interested in keeping my fellow hard-at-work badgers safe from randos than saving you the 30 steps to the front door.
#717 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 8:48am
SO to #687 I also come from a family with alcoholics. I don't get into details with people, but I just say that alcoholism is a bit of a family trend so I try to keep my distance. I've never had any issues with saying that and people generally just take that and respect it. Stay strong!
#716 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 8:47am
SO to 691. At what bars can I find girls that appreciate just regular WI guys rather than salmon wearing, bro KK types?
#715 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 3:25am
HMFASO to the two drunk douchebags who just tried to hit on me in the quiet section of the library. I don't even know you, and I AM WRITING A PAPER. Bad enough I'm not drinking like the rest of madison tonight, no need to remind me.
#713 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 2:45am
ASO to me falling for my hookup buddy. I fucking knew this would happen. DASO to him leaving this summer. Madison will miss you, you sexy sexxxy bro.
#712 Friday, May. 17, 2013 @ 2:44am
HASO to the closing of Brats tonight. Not only did you interrupt the climax of a huge song, but that dumb bitch was fucking blaring that horn non-stop while we were all helplessly stuck upstairs trying to go downstairs. And on top of that, your employees were profusely yelling at the people who were trying to go downstairs but were stuck in standstill traffic. Normally I love this place and it closes down smoothly on Thursdays, but your bitch-assness tonight deserved those glasses people were breaking.
#710 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 11:41pm
ASO to the person who stole by bike light, while it was parked on State Street on the 100 block. I don't like you and I will never like you.
#709 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 11:22pm
SO to #687. Good on you for resisting the pressure. Just say you don't like to drink and if they press say it's none of their business, because really it's not. Signed, a fellow Badger who just hates the feeling of being drunk. ASO to people who act like another person's not drinking somehow ruins their fun.
#708 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 10:25pm
LOLSO to #631. This is coming from someone who needs to post their bra size in the shoutouts to feel adequate... yeah.
#707 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 10:16pm
SO to the beautiful owl just chilling on my balcony right now. You even let me take pictures of you like you were a model...you are welcome here anytime :)
#706 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 10:02pm
SO to new guys. They're like buying new clothes, they just make you feel so good! DSO to the fact that in 24 hours he's been better to me in serveral ways than my 2 year undefined "relationship" has been. I deserve to feel like this every day.
#705 Thursday, May. 16, 2013 @ 10:02pm
ASO to my neighbors for singing JT's Pusher Love Girl right now. Your horrible voices are totally ruining it. I know you would like to be able to sing that high...but I think the only thing that would really help would be a kick in the balls. I would be happy to help with that, but unfortunately I am studying for a final...so just shut up.