#440 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 5:12pm
SO to 426 minus the whole Republican thing. I will be happy with a small house and trustworthy old truck as I would rather donate my extra money to people who truly need it (not all handouts just go to people who are too lazy to work and just spend it on drugs, there are plenty of deserving people and great causes in the world). So if u want to live in a mansion and drive an expensive car, I'm not your guy.
#439 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 5:11pm
SO to the rugby guys at Chasers last night. You all were fun.
#438 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 5:07pm
LOLSO to #426. If you're looking for that guy at UW I don't think you'll find him. Guys like that don't generally go to college.
#437 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 4:42pm
ASO to people with headphones in who have the music up so loud I can hear it across the room... I don't want to listen to your shit music while I try to study!
#436 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 4:12pm
SO to men in pastel shorts. ASO to chubbies. These suckers need to hit mid-kneecap. Yum yum.
#435 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 4:03pm
SO to Professor Burkhardt and Professor Ringe for helping me to ensure my graduation. You are great Badgers. ASO to now actually having to graduate and leave this beautiful city
#434 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 4:03pm
SO to riding my bike on that wonderful 80 degree day. DSO to warm wind flying through my hair, and the warm sun on my face.
#433 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 3:55pm
ASO to myself for being annoyed as FUCK with everything and anything today. Maybe it's the two midterms I have this week plus this bipolar weather. Sun, why you no stay? ):
#432 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 3:33pm
SO to my boyfriend who after I asked him how his day was, he responded, "Good. I pooped. I try to only poop at work because I like the idea of getting paid for pooping." Back off ladies, he's mine.
#431 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 2:27pm
ASO to my female coworkers. I don't know how you missed the memo, but DO NOT go in the stall right next to an occupied stall when all of the other stalls are open. Maintain as much open space between occupied stalls as possible. Y'all make poopin' SO HARD. Also stop humming. Weirdos.
#430 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 2:26pm
ASO to my next-door neighbors. Guys, seriously, you live in a building made up of 99% non-students with regular M-F jobs. Stop frickin' watching TV in your bedroom late at night and holding conversations about it. That's what your living room - which I know doesn't share walls with ANYBODY ELSE - is for.
#429 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 1:33pm
SO to the Marines motto being "semper fi" (always faithful) ASO to watching a Marine hook up with a married woman at Brats last night .... ironic much?
#428 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 1:16pm
ASO to the 40+ year old woman who loudly announced she's "happily married with two kids" at Brats last night then proceeded to make out with an ROTC cadet against the bar. Classy. Hope you enjoyed doing your patriotic duty (not that you'll remember)
#427 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 12:51pm
SO to the guy playing piano on the 2nd floor of Union South during lunch today. Keep practicing, you're awesome.
#426 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 12:21pm
ASO to overly emotional guys. Where can this girl find a country loving republican man who's gonna take control in the bedroom, knock a guy's face in for making a pass at me at the bar, and take me huntin'? Sexy.
#425 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 12:19pm
SO to nacho Lunchables. ASO to being the annoying person in the library eating chips. Sorry fellow Badgers
#424 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 10:56am
HSO to the girl killing it singing you&i in our anthro 104 lecture.
#423 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 10:55am
SO to Love. ASO to loving two people at once (both of whom have also confessed their love to me) and not knowing which one to choose...
#422 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 10:54am
SO to seeing the outline of what appears to be a huge cock in gym shorts at the SERF. Good for you! and me?
#421 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 10:52am
SO to Bascom Hill. Keeping the lady Badger butts tight!
#420 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 10:09am
SO to whoever lost their phone on Charter and Observatory today! It's in the Van Hise Lost and Found on the first floor! (and don't even try about stealing it dudes, it's locked and in Chinese)
#419 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 8:47am
ASO to Kris Z. Had no idea you had a girlfriend until she posted about your one year on your wall. Glad to know you both are keeping different counts on how long the relationship has been "official".
#418 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 7:50am
ASO to the asshats on Spring Street who blast their shit music every night at 3 AM. unlike you, apparently, other people have places to be early in the morning.
#417 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 5:20am
SO to Madison for the past four years. ASO to entering college confused and leaving it more confused than ever. Here's to hoping I'll figure things out in the real world.
#416 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 1:30am
SO to all the hot Madison boys in their pastel shorts and ray bans, do you date me? ASO to actually dating a guy that would like ridiculous in pastel shorts, and who doesn't take me on actual dates and only calls me on Thursdays. Dignity, who needs it I guess?
#415 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 12:51am
SO to the girl who's always napping on the couch in Helen C's 4th floor library. Weird and genius.
#414 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 12:33am
SO to two Saturdays ago. I thought you were genuinely interested in me but now you're just another a**hole.
#413 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 12:25am
SO to the First of May, First of May, outdoor fuckin' starts today.
#412 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 12:19am
SO to the british lad who works at prairie fire. you are so nice and cute!
#411 Thursday, May. 2, 2013 @ 12:11am
HMFASO to my ex boyfriend for coming back to Madison and religiously fucking one of my friends and deciding to stay in town longer than planned. I hate you and its time for you to GET THE FUCK OUT.
#410 Wednesday, May. 1, 2013 @ 11:43pm
SO to the Newell's Fewells. The best, craziest, insane group of people to work with. Life would be so much more boring without you kids.
#409 Wednesday, May. 1, 2013 @ 11:11pm
ASO to the boys screaming/singing on West Dayton right now. I understand you desperately want attention, so here you go. Now will you kindly shut up?
#408 Wednesday, May. 1, 2013 @ 11:03pm
ASO to finally realizing that some people fall out of love and will never want to be with you again. What happened?
#407 Wednesday, May. 1, 2013 @ 11:01pm
SO to everyone who's sitting outside on the grass soaking up the sun... just make sure you're not stupid like me and sit in a bunch of rabbit crap.
#406 Wednesday, May. 1, 2013 @ 11:00pm
SO to my roommate. You are one of my best friends, and I love you. I also may or may not be developing a crush on you. I am 94% confident that you will never see me that way, and that's okay. But yeah, you're great.
#405 Wednesday, May. 1, 2013 @ 9:33pm
SO to my roommate for having a "biological reaction" while talking to two girls at Starbucks today.
#404 Wednesday, May. 1, 2013 @ 8:32pm
ASO to UW Confessions, Secret Admirers, and Twitter. May the Badger Herald SOs outlive all of you!
#403 Wednesday, May. 1, 2013 @ 7:44pm
ASO to #365. This isn't Cinderella, thinking a single person can fulfill every desire is ridiculous. Many people are polyamorous and perfectly in love. Just cause it doesn't fit your definition doesn't mean it isn't "true love".
#402 Wednesday, May. 1, 2013 @ 6:58pm
LOLSO to David Hookstead (aka the Creator) for being a little bitch even before the confession page. http://www.buckys5thquarter.com/2011/6/8/2214244/russell-wilson-wraps-up-madison-visit-commitment-rumors-swirling
#401 Wednesday, May. 1, 2013 @ 5:14pm
LOLSO to the inundation of salmon shorts on campus in the past 48 hours. Banana Republic and Polo are cashin in on the frat guy aesthetic.