#522 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 2:02pm

SO to Major Lazer's "Bubble Butt;" if you haven't been rocking out to it yet, you've been doing something wrong.

#521 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 1:59pm

SO to the homies for showing up and going all out this weekend for Mifflin 2013. Round 2 this Saturday? MPD will never sexpect it...

#520 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 1:25pm

SO to Chris. We swam together at the SERF a few times at the beginning of the semester, and since then I've seen you regularly on Mondays in the middle of the day. You didn't swim today though, so you should come on Wednesday at the same time you usually swim. From, the girl always singing along to the radio.

#519 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 1:16pm

HMFASO to myself for not making it to see toro y moi. I'm worthless.

#518 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 12:41pm

ASO to the obnoxious conversation taking place next to me in Microbial right now. To the girl bitching about everything - just letting you know I would never let you touch me as a surgeon. Good luck with that pessimism.

#517 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 12:32pm

HMFSO to Will Haynes and the Badger Herald Web Team for pitting Mifflin and Revelry against each other on social media. Also, SO to Mifflin and to everyone who drank Wisconsinbly!

#516 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 11:56am

SO to my gorgeous girlfriend EG. You've been my best friend since day one and I don't see that ever changing. My life is just plain better with you in it. Cannot wait to buy that ring pop. I love you so much. Miss you already. - el gordo

#515 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 11:56am

SO to anyone that can tell me when the construction on the terrace is supposed to be finished? I'll make sure to add on an extra month after that but a ballpark guess would be nice!

#514 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 11:41am

SO to not wearing any underwear today. DSO to posting this as a shout-out and not a confession because I don't want Hookstead's ego to think I'm coming onto him. Grossssss

#513 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 9:37am

ASO to my roommates. WHY IS THE HEAT ON? It's beautiful outside.

#512 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 9:08am

ASO to #502. Your SO disgusts me. Have some damn respect for women and their bodies. They're human beings, not objects for you to "bang again and again" at your disposal.

#511 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 8:59am

HMFASO to schweaty balls.

#510 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 12:56am

ASO to dirty people who do dirty things in the College bathrooms.

#509 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 12:27am

SO to the guy I met this weekend...you are actually perfect. But you're graduating and leaving :( SO to still having hope!!

#508 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 11:27pm

SO to the handsome guy in the pink shirt in the choir at the 9:00 mass Sunday night. I know I'm supposed to pay attention to the mass, but you made that pretty difficult.

#507 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 11:15pm

ASO to being the only one of my roommates who digs a little country music. Not a redneck, just a Sconnie with midwestern pride.

#506 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 10:50pm

SO to P-Nuggs to getting some at Vilas at 2:30 am on Friday! Get it, girl. Stay classy.

#505 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 10:49pm

HMFASO #479: That's interesting, because last time I checked I believe I'm looking for a man who knows what respect is (you clearly do not) and has a certain type of mentality. Also, my dad's name is Ray Charles and he is Canadian and he is the shit. So back off.

#504 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 10:49pm

AnotherRSO to #495. Read #283 to know how things are. Still mostly true.

#503 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 10:44pm

RSO to #495. Yes, I do fucking deserve it after the hell I've been through. I still have your sweatpants if you ever want them back. Not that I actually want to give them back, but I feel obligated to. And next time, how about you just text me instead of posting this shit in the shoutouts?

#502 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 10:14pm

SO to Allison S. I just want to bang you again and again and again. And maybe again? Your ass deserves a trophy.

#501 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 10:03pm

SO to my mom spelling my name wrong. ASO to not correcting her..

#500 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 7:42pm

ASO to OSU getting Obama. Ders, baby, you know I love you, but I can't help being a little jealous that those damn Buckeyes get the President.

#499 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 6:00pm

SO to the freshman I met this weekend. You have my number, use it.

#498 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 5:02pm

ASO to our neighbors yesterday who wouldnt extend hot dogs of friendship towards us. I stand by my drunken questioning of your humanity.

#497 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 4:04pm

ASO to the guy smoking every 10 minutes on the small balcony of union south this afternoon. Go kill yourself in the privacy of your own home. No one wants your smelly grossness up here.

#496 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 3:45pm

SO to the "Mifflin Pass" - the permission you give and receive to forgive any stupid/inappropriate/obnoxious actions and words occurring the weekend of Mifflin. As in, "Hey, sorry I dumped that beer all over your futon and then hooked up with your sister." Your friend: "It's all good dude, Mifflin Pass."

#495 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 3:08pm

SO to my ex. I know we haven't talked in awhile, but I really hope you're doing well. You deserve it.

#494 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 3:07pm

SO to trying to figure out which SO's are self-published by the SOC. ASO to the SOC for playing mind tricks

#493 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 3:07pm

SO to my liver! You rocked this weekend like a champ! Keep on keepin' on, I'm proud of you!

#492 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 1:36pm

LOLSO to #438. Actually that guy will most likely be your boss someday if you're lucky

#491 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 10:23am

ASO to the obnoxious residents of Randall Station. Newsflash: You don't own the courtyard. DASO to you smashing someone's patio door. Get. A. Life.

#490 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 9:21am

HMFASO to Mifflin cops, lori, and soglin. See you next year

#489 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 2:33am

SO to the guy Austin at Dominoes tonight who not only was quite the comedian but also was so sweet when he decided to chase my friend down the street when she forgot wallet

#488 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 1:59am

ASO to the people who threw all of their beer cans on our balcony today. Despite the fact that I am a full supporter of mifflin, people like you and all of the other disrespectful and egocentric turd nuggets are the reason why mifflin was 'banned' this year. Gtfu.

#487 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 1:45am

SO to barcelona. Thank you for giving our bff back in time for mifflin weekend!!

#486 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 1:38am

SO to playing battle shots on my balcony. Best fucking way to spend my mifflin weekend!!

#485 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 1:34am

HFSO to my bff coming back from study aboard and celebrating with rompe and four lokos!!! Fuck yes to UW.

#484 Saturday, May. 4, 2013 @ 11:42pm

ASO to #399. Let's make some things clear here before we start making false accusations against all bikers in general. They fuckin' rule. Get over it. Put the fun between your legs, why dont ya?

#483 Saturday, May. 4, 2013 @ 11:20pm

ASO to my brother loudly commenting " Oh she blows you good doesn't she" to Matt in front of the entire family while I was eating a popsicle.