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#531 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 7:18pm
SO to all of my senior buds graduating. You are awesome and we are so proud of you.
#530 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 7:16pm
PatheticSO #472 this bro friend of yours is not responsible for making you feel important. WTF. Get real. Party. Study. Whatever YOU want, just don't blame someone else for your misery. Get going girl or just pipe down.
#529 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 7:10pm
ASO to ochem ending. No more staring at Strieter's fine ass 3 times a week.
#528 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 6:05pm
SO to hooking up with the girl I've had a crush on this entire year. SO to it hopefully happening again soon.
#527 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 6:03pm
SO to post-Mifflin shower sex.
#526 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 5:14pm
ASO to my old creepy neighbor. Stop looking over here. I'm just writing a paper from the comfort of my balcony. Seriously, look somewhere else.
#525 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 5:04pm
SO to Julia the UW student on College Jeopardy. You were our favorite contestant since Leonard on Teen Jeopardy.
#524 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 4:38pm
LOLSO to the backslide sex #503 and #495 are going to be having soon. DSO to #503 DON'T DO IT WHAT ARE YOU THINKING EVEN REPLYING.
#523 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 4:19pm
ASO to everything falling apart. Never knew being chopped liver could hurt so bad. DASO to to my man getting pissed every time I try to pipe up. Fuck relationships yo, stay single!
#522 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 2:02pm
SO to Major Lazer's "Bubble Butt;" if you haven't been rocking out to it yet, you've been doing something wrong.
#521 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 1:59pm
SO to the homies for showing up and going all out this weekend for Mifflin 2013. Round 2 this Saturday? MPD will never sexpect it...
#520 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 1:25pm
SO to Chris. We swam together at the SERF a few times at the beginning of the semester, and since then I've seen you regularly on Mondays in the middle of the day. You didn't swim today though, so you should come on Wednesday at the same time you usually swim. From, the girl always singing along to the radio.
#519 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 1:16pm
HMFASO to myself for not making it to see toro y moi. I'm worthless.
#518 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 12:41pm
ASO to the obnoxious conversation taking place next to me in Microbial right now. To the girl bitching about everything - just letting you know I would never let you touch me as a surgeon. Good luck with that pessimism.
#517 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 12:32pm
HMFSO to Will Haynes and the Badger Herald Web Team for pitting Mifflin and Revelry against each other on social media. Also, SO to Mifflin and to everyone who drank Wisconsinbly!
#516 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 11:56am
SO to my gorgeous girlfriend EG. You've been my best friend since day one and I don't see that ever changing. My life is just plain better with you in it. Cannot wait to buy that ring pop. I love you so much. Miss you already. - el gordo
#515 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 11:56am
SO to anyone that can tell me when the construction on the terrace is supposed to be finished? I'll make sure to add on an extra month after that but a ballpark guess would be nice!
#514 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 11:41am
SO to not wearing any underwear today. DSO to posting this as a shout-out and not a confession because I don't want Hookstead's ego to think I'm coming onto him. Grossssss
#513 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 9:37am
ASO to my roommates. WHY IS THE HEAT ON? It's beautiful outside.
#512 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 9:08am
ASO to #502. Your SO disgusts me. Have some damn respect for women and their bodies. They're human beings, not objects for you to "bang again and again" at your disposal.
#511 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 8:59am
HMFASO to schweaty balls.
#510 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 12:56am
ASO to dirty people who do dirty things in the College bathrooms.
#509 Monday, May. 6, 2013 @ 12:27am
SO to the guy I met this weekend...you are actually perfect. But you're graduating and leaving :( SO to still having hope!!
#508 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 11:27pm
SO to the handsome guy in the pink shirt in the choir at the 9:00 mass Sunday night. I know I'm supposed to pay attention to the mass, but you made that pretty difficult.
#507 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 11:15pm
ASO to being the only one of my roommates who digs a little country music. Not a redneck, just a Sconnie with midwestern pride.
#506 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 10:50pm
SO to P-Nuggs to getting some at Vilas at 2:30 am on Friday! Get it, girl. Stay classy.
#505 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 10:49pm
HMFASO #479: That's interesting, because last time I checked I believe I'm looking for a man who knows what respect is (you clearly do not) and has a certain type of mentality. Also, my dad's name is Ray Charles and he is Canadian and he is the shit. So back off.
#504 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 10:49pm
AnotherRSO to #495. Read #283 to know how things are. Still mostly true.
#503 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 10:44pm
RSO to #495. Yes, I do fucking deserve it after the hell I've been through. I still have your sweatpants if you ever want them back. Not that I actually want to give them back, but I feel obligated to. And next time, how about you just text me instead of posting this shit in the shoutouts?
#502 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 10:14pm
SO to Allison S. I just want to bang you again and again and again. And maybe again? Your ass deserves a trophy.
#501 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 10:03pm
SO to my mom spelling my name wrong. ASO to not correcting her..
#500 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 7:42pm
ASO to OSU getting Obama. Ders, baby, you know I love you, but I can't help being a little jealous that those damn Buckeyes get the President.
#499 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 6:00pm
SO to the freshman I met this weekend. You have my number, use it.
#498 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 5:02pm
ASO to our neighbors yesterday who wouldnt extend hot dogs of friendship towards us. I stand by my drunken questioning of your humanity.
#497 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 4:04pm
ASO to the guy smoking every 10 minutes on the small balcony of union south this afternoon. Go kill yourself in the privacy of your own home. No one wants your smelly grossness up here.
#496 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 3:45pm
SO to the "Mifflin Pass" - the permission you give and receive to forgive any stupid/inappropriate/obnoxious actions and words occurring the weekend of Mifflin. As in, "Hey, sorry I dumped that beer all over your futon and then hooked up with your sister." Your friend: "It's all good dude, Mifflin Pass."
#495 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 3:08pm
SO to my ex. I know we haven't talked in awhile, but I really hope you're doing well. You deserve it.
#494 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 3:07pm
SO to trying to figure out which SO's are self-published by the SOC. ASO to the SOC for playing mind tricks
#493 Sunday, May. 5, 2013 @ 3:07pm
SO to my liver! You rocked this weekend like a champ! Keep on keepin' on, I'm proud of you!
