#676 Tuesday, May. 14, 2013 @ 9:45pm

HASO to being insanely sexually frustrated. DASO to man-teases. Looks like I'll just have to get it done myself. Hope your blue balls hurt.

#675 Tuesday, May. 14, 2013 @ 8:41pm

ASO to how little I care about any of my finals. Damn it, motivation. Why you leave me when I need you most??

#674 Tuesday, May. 14, 2013 @ 8:07pm

Oh my goodness SO to how yellow it is outside.

#673 Tuesday, May. 14, 2013 @ 5:52pm

ASO to "the Creator" of UW Confessions. Your page has nothing to do with Madison anymore, and you've made it your own platform for your outdated, racist ideas.

#672 Tuesday, May. 14, 2013 @ 2:58pm

SO to the people at the Chapel.. you are AMAZING! thank you for all the free food that makes finals week a whole lot better...

#671 Tuesday, May. 14, 2013 @ 1:45pm

ASO to the posse crew on the 3rd floor of College who won't STFU. Some people actually come to the library to study for their finals...

#670 Tuesday, May. 14, 2013 @ 12:19pm

ASO to my roommate. Everything you're doing is like when Gretchen tried to make "fetch" happen. STFU and act normal.

#669 Tuesday, May. 14, 2013 @ 11:30am

HMFASO to having two finals back to back, the latter being physics. However, SO to being done with physics forever after this hellish day.

#668 Tuesday, May. 14, 2013 @ 11:22am

ASO to whomever decided it would be good to place ochem and physics finals back to back.

#667 Tuesday, May. 14, 2013 @ 11:12am

SO to Sylvia for accidently sending a pity email to our entire class about failing. I am kelping my fingers crossed for you. hope you pass the class :p

#666 Tuesday, May. 14, 2013 @ 9:46am

ASO to my roommate who's been watching the same TV show almost all day everyday for the last two weeks. If I hear that theme song again I'm cutting the power to the TV. But seriously don't you have finals?

#665 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 10:51pm

SO to finding the silver lining in getting a cold for finals week- I think I'm getting a 6-pack from coughing so much. Look out boys of summer, here I come.

#664 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 10:38pm

ASO to #609: this is college and I will continue to drink both my successes and failures until I graduate. Good luck on being successful with that attitude of yours.

#663 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 9:06pm

SO to the girl in the Sett rocking out to her music while doing what looked like o-chem studying. I have never seen anyone so pumped for that subject. Good for you! You go, Glen Coco!

#662 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 8:09pm

ASO to just having my first breakdown about graduation. I'LL NEVER LET GO, JACK.

#661 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 6:03pm

ASO to my fellow Comm Arts 557 students. Most of you are annoying and pretty stupid. I'm so glad I'm done with you. SO to Professor Hoyt though.

#660 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 5:24pm

SO to the therapy dogs. You have no idea how much I needed that today.

#659 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 5:03pm

ASO to the blonde girl at college who kept playing with and brushing her hair. Maybe it's a weird finals ritual? SO to you and your blonde friend being attractive though

#658 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 4:57pm

SO to the girl who mistakenly sent out a pity email pleading the professor not to fail her to the entire class

#657 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 4:47pm

HMFSO to all of my coworkers at Babcock Hall Dairy Store. You guys are seriously the best. ASO to seniors leaving :(

#656 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 3:29pm

ASO to College Library during finals time... I walk down 3 flights of stairs to find a bathroom with one open stall with a seat covered in piss? HMFASO to the bitch that is too lazy to lift the fucking seat.

#655 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 2:23pm

ASO to the shoutouts not being updated whenever I feel like taking a break. DASO the world not revolving around me.

#654 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 2:19pm

ASO to whoever is smoking pot on the first floor of our house all the time. I'm trying to study and these constant contact buzzes from your smoke is making it impossible.

#653 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 1:25pm

ASO to getting sexiled during finals week

#652 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 12:55pm

SO to 610. OH MY GOSH!! You are going to LOVE Rome sooo much. Mi piace molto Roma!!

#651 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 12:48pm

SO to me. I am awesome.

#650 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 12:47pm

ASO to people who have shouting conversations during finals week. If I can hear you through my headphones, you're too loud.

#649 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 12:23pm

I've said it before and I'll say it again because it has never stopped being true. SO TO MIKE DIAMOND! I LOVE YOU

#648 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 12:08pm

SO to my TA Justin. Now that you are no longer my TA if I see you around campus I am going to jump your bones.

#647 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 11:21am

ASO to #644. We wouldn't judge you at all if you didn't keep giving us those "aww" or "i'm sorry" looks when we mention that we're not interested in one-night stands and want something real.

#646 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 11:20am

ASO to the pregnant lady who was smoking a cigarette outside of the computer science building. Are you fucking stupid?!

#645 Monday, May. 13, 2013 @ 10:03am

SO to college swag...let's face it badgers, we will never be this cool again.

#644 Saturday, May. 11, 2013 @ 7:14pm

ASO to friends who judge you for hooking up with a guy. Sorry you haven't gotten any in four years, but I'm gonna do what (and who) I want!

#643 Saturday, May. 11, 2013 @ 7:03pm

DASO to #618 OH NO, OH NO, OH NO. JUST NO!

#642 Saturday, May. 11, 2013 @ 7:00pm

SO #622 take along some windex and be part of the solution. Thanks for being a proactive badger! Or, just enjoy the ride like the rest of us.

#641 Saturday, May. 11, 2013 @ 6:54pm

ASO to finding a great guy right before he graduates. Hoping for a summer love.

#640 Saturday, May. 11, 2013 @ 6:33pm

LOLSO to #624. My roommate went there that night and called it a 'douchepocalypse.'

#639 Saturday, May. 11, 2013 @ 6:19pm

SO to #597...the union has Oberon on tap?! Sweet Jesus. On my way.

#638 Saturday, May. 11, 2013 @ 6:08pm

SO to #605. Ivory Bar is where it's at. Uberrr chill to ride solo.

#637 Saturday, May. 11, 2013 @ 5:59pm

SO to being home alone and being able to burp and fart without judgement. It truly is the little things in life.